Sooo...that Mayan thing.

Guy on the radio said the LHC is shaped exactly like the Mayan calendar and will cause a black hole that will swallow us all.

Another one said that a black hole will make it's way to earth and swallow us up. He didn't mention the LHC. Nor did he mention how a black hole was going to get here in the next couple weeks.

I like that Coast to Coast AM show that's on late at night. Makes the GB look downright sane.
 
Guy on the radio said the LHC is shaped exactly like the Mayan calendar and will cause a black hole that will swallow us all.

Another one said that a black hole will make it's way to earth and swallow us up. He didn't mention the LHC. Nor did he mention how a black hole was going to get here in the next couple weeks.

I like that Coast to Coast AM show that's on late at night. Makes the GB look downright sane.


Any parting words for the black hole as it sucks you up?

Perhaps a "Yeah, bitch, suck it!"?
 
My next due date is the 28th.

I'm putting the project off until the Mayan calendar ends.
 
Any parting words for the black hole as it sucks you up?

Perhaps a "Yeah, bitch, suck it!"?

One of the great things about the human race is that even in the face of certain annihilation we can be counted on to stand our ground and give out a big "fuck you!" to whatever it is we face.
I would imagine there would be millions of people shouting at the sky "Come on! Bring it!"
 
One of the great things about the human race is that even in the face of certain annihilation we can be counted on to stand our ground and give out a big "fuck you!" to whatever it is we face.
I would imagine there would be millions of people shouting at the sky "Come on! Bring it!"

I don't know; some people would probably be afraid of a supermassive black object coming toward them.
 
One of the great things about the human race is that even in the face of certain annihilation we can be counted on to stand our ground and give out a big "fuck you!" to whatever it is we face.
I would imagine there would be millions of people shouting at the sky "Come on! Bring it!"

Amen Sister.
 
That old prankster McKenna is laughing from beyond the grave that this thing turned into a worldwide meme.
 
When I was at Palenque as part of a tour of the great Mayan cities (wiped out via Conquistador gold lust in the name of God, but that's another story for the God thread), I was fortunate enough to have this wizzened old guide who, I swear, bore actual witness to Pizarro wiping out the Incas (but that's also another story on the 'who's the oldest person in the world thread').

I summoned up the courage to ask him the mother of all questions.

"So", I said tremulously, "What gives with Dec 2012 and all that stuff then?" (this was conveyed in pigeon Spanish that I am still to this day proud of).

This wizzened old guy gave me this look of pity and with a twinkle in his eye said rather mysteriously (in really shit English, it has to be said):

"The calendar resets."

It left me scratching my head. I even wonder whether in Spanish I'd actually asked for the time, but again, a story for another thread.

So there you have it. The great Mayan Prophecy in a nutshell. Explained perfectly.

You can thank me later.
 
Goddamn, I wish they would stop pushing back the apocolypse... 2000, 2012... I got a goddamn zombie plan, I just need somebody to do something. Fuck, assassinate an archduke or some shit if you have to, let's just get this ball rollin.
 
Goddamn, I wish they would stop pushing back the apocolypse... 2000, 2012... I got a goddamn zombie plan, I just need somebody to do something. Fuck, assassinate an archduke or some shit if you have to, let's just get this ball rollin.

The missiles are flying Once-ler. Hallelujah.
 
Back
Top