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Sooo...that Mayan thing.
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KRCummings
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Guy on the radio said the LHC is shaped exactly like the Mayan calendar and will cause a black hole that will swallow us all.
Another one said that a black hole will make it's way to earth and swallow us up. He didn't mention the LHC. Nor did he mention how a black hole was going to get here in the next couple weeks.
I like that Coast to Coast AM show that's on late at night. Makes the GB look downright sane.
Another one said that a black hole will make it's way to earth and swallow us up. He didn't mention the LHC. Nor did he mention how a black hole was going to get here in the next couple weeks.
I like that Coast to Coast AM show that's on late at night. Makes the GB look downright sane.
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Any parting words for the black hole as it sucks you up?
Perhaps a "Yeah, bitch, suck it!"?
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Depends on the type and user…
Can be useful in thinning out the herd--or would be if it were more common.
KRCummings
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One of the great things about the human race is that even in the face of certain annihilation we can be counted on to stand our ground and give out a big "fuck you!" to whatever it is we face.
I would imagine there would be millions of people shouting at the sky "Come on! Bring it!"
I don't know; some people would probably be afraid of a supermassive black object coming toward them.
KRCummings
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Well, sure. There's always a few pussies.
BoyNextDoor
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Amen Sister.
BoyNextDoor
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Is there any other kind of pussy?
LiFeNdEaTh
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rosco rathbone
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That old prankster McKenna is laughing from beyond the grave that this thing turned into a worldwide meme.
Exquisition
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When I was at Palenque as part of a tour of the great Mayan cities (wiped out via Conquistador gold lust in the name of God, but that's another story for the God thread), I was fortunate enough to have this wizzened old guide who, I swear, bore actual witness to Pizarro wiping out the Incas (but that's also another story on the 'who's the oldest person in the world thread').
I summoned up the courage to ask him the mother of all questions.
"So", I said tremulously, "What gives with Dec 2012 and all that stuff then?" (this was conveyed in pigeon Spanish that I am still to this day proud of).
This wizzened old guy gave me this look of pity and with a twinkle in his eye said rather mysteriously (in really shit English, it has to be said):
"The calendar resets."
It left me scratching my head. I even wonder whether in Spanish I'd actually asked for the time, but again, a story for another thread.
So there you have it. The great Mayan Prophecy in a nutshell. Explained perfectly.
You can thank me later.
I summoned up the courage to ask him the mother of all questions.
"So", I said tremulously, "What gives with Dec 2012 and all that stuff then?" (this was conveyed in pigeon Spanish that I am still to this day proud of).
This wizzened old guy gave me this look of pity and with a twinkle in his eye said rather mysteriously (in really shit English, it has to be said):
"The calendar resets."
It left me scratching my head. I even wonder whether in Spanish I'd actually asked for the time, but again, a story for another thread.
So there you have it. The great Mayan Prophecy in a nutshell. Explained perfectly.
You can thank me later.
Exquisition
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The missiles are flying Once-ler. Hallelujah.
