The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

[Tx Tall Tales]

Whoops

Looks like I'll be wallowing here a while. Moved into the guest room.

Greetings, fellow celibates. Now where the hell am I going to get my inspiration...?

 

[Tarakin]

Hi Tarakin.

Hi Sweetie!
Hope you lose this contest soon!

 

[ElizabethWest]

Hi Sweetie!
Hope you lose this contest soon!

Me too, but the outlook is not good.

Hope all is well with you.

 

[man_4_milf]

Still counting the days and still fantasizing.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Things are looking bleak. Two weeks ago I was thinking that I would at least have a date by now...

 

[topace]

Things are looking bleak. Two weeks ago I was thinking that I would at least have a date by now...

I'm still waiting for a single girl to show up. All the girls I see have a boyfriend, are engaged, or are married already.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Yep, I can single-handedly keep this thread alive.

 

[anon606]

The new contestant ..

All I need is one sincere vote to get me off this island.

I cut off cable TV in the mid 90s and I know *that* one.

 

[anon606]

I'm still waiting for a single girl to show up. All the girls I see have a boyfriend, are engaged, or are married already.

You fold? You *are* a geek, and I'm proud of you.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

I'm just feeling so asexual right now. I don't even want to bother trying.

 

[topace]

Still waitin' to lose my virginity here...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Nope! It's not gonna happen.

 

[Handley_Page]

the outlook is not good.

With an ass like that, you shouldn't have to wait too long.

Meanwhile, in the Naughty corner, celibacy rules.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Yep, I can single-handedly keep this thread alive.

Don't worry, there are plenty of us here to keep you company

 

[topace]

Looks like losing my virginity won't be happening this Thanksgiving...

 

[ElizabethWest]

With an ass like that, you shouldn't have to wait too long.

If only...

Don't worry, there are plenty of us here to keep you company

At least it's great company...

Looks like losing my virginity won't be happening this Thanksgiving...

Isn't it a bit early to speculate?

 

[gentledemands]

With an ass like that, you shouldn't have to wait too long.

Meanwhile, in the Naughty corner, celibacy rules.

Celibacy. Is that the long green vegetable?

 

[BeachMomma]

Wow.

This thread has far too many replies. Count me in.

Damn it.

 

[topace]

Isn't it a bit early to speculate?

Not really, Canadian Thanksgiving was this past Sunday.

Still a virgin here... and at this rate, I'll ring in the New Year alone yet again...

 

[Cruel2BKind]

Not really, Canadian Thanksgiving was this past Sunday.

Still a virgin here... and at this rate, I'll ring in the New Year alone yet again...

I'm not going to say that sex is overrated, because it will sound like a lie, even to me.

But if you focus on it like this (like I did) It's going to feel very underwhelming your first time.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

And for now, If I don't have a penis wrapped in a condom... I have a phallic object in a bag.

 

[topace]

I'm not going to say that sex is overrated, because it will sound like a lie, even to me.

But if you focus on it like this (like I did) It's going to feel very underwhelming your first time.

At the rate I'm going, I'll never get to experience a 'first time'.

I might as well become Catholic and a priest at this rate...

 

[FallingToFly]

Not laid. I think it's been 3 days now- the honeymoon is waxing thin.

 

[sophia jane]

Yep, I can single-handedly keep this thread alive.

It's the like the good ol' days! Hey- am I still one of the top posters on this thread??

 

[TxRad]

It's the like the good ol' days! Hey- am I still one of the top posters on this thread??

Such a deal I have for you.