Laundry done, apple crisp done, time to cum before kids come home? No
Dammit
::laughing, tears rolling down my face:: gotta learn to do the 5 minute orgasm, just for sanity sake ...
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Laundry done, apple crisp done, time to cum before kids come home? No
Dammit
My favorite class of personals ad, at least lately, are the ones from "MrsABC" that state, "I'm only here to warn all the rest of you sluts that "MrABC" is not really single and he's my fucking husband."
{{{hugs}}}sick and off of work since tues. finally dragged my dumb ass to the er and they dont know whats wrong...gall bladder or ulcer...both choices suck anyway
My god... We are considering buying a house, and all of a sudden, I've got panicked thoughts about the future, and a worsened identity crisis. Is this the thing you always hear in stories, where people have been together for 15 years, but it all goes down the drain right after they signed for a mortgage?
Add to your list:this week's scorecard -
3 job rejections [on their part]
1 job rejection [on my part]
2 worried real estate people [because the new support payments may screw my income/debt ratio, which means no mortgage, which means higher monthly expenses]
1 miserable 13 year old [who misses me]
2 very concerned Men™
1 super concerned best friend
a handful of unhelpful co-workers
and
a boss utilizing the opportunity as an opening to my salvation
cheap pizza
red wine
brownies
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Yet another sleepless night gone by.
Good morning.![]()
Freaked the UPS guy out, but he left smiling.
Reminder to self..... when rushing to the door, make sure everything is put away.
<beating head against desk>![]()
this week's scorecard -
3 job rejections [on their part]
1 job rejection [on my part]
2 worried real estate people [because the new support payments may screw my income/debt ratio, which means no mortgage, which means higher monthly expenses]
1 miserable 13 year old [who misses me]
2 very concerned Men™
1 super concerned best friend
a handful of unhelpful co-workers
and
a boss utilizing the opportunity as an opening to my salvation
cheap pizza
red wine
brownies
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Noooo shit!Seriously dude, make up your mind. We can have what ever kind of relationship you want, but "stop and go" is not an option.
really, you'd think an orally fixated highly sex driven female who doesn't require anything more than a friendship to get in her pants would be a no-brainer.
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Apparently I have selective dyslexia because I totally read that as "...he's fucking my husband." Talk about making it even more complicated, LOL.
It probably isn't the message your subconscious was trying to send. It's not the deep fountain of wisdom people make it out to be, IMO-- more like a barely coherent collection of reactions and motor functions.Lucky. This usually nocturnal kitten actually got sleep last night and had an awful sex dream. I don't like the message contained in said sex dream either *shudder*
Lucky. This usually nocturnal kitten actually got sleep last night and had an awful sex dream. I don't like the message contained in said sex dream either *shudder*
Okay, I'm taking this back. I just had a phone conversation that totally reminded me of a dream that I had twenty years ago... the dream said that things would happen for me when certain conditions were fulfilled, and at this moment they are fulfilled.It probably isn't the message your subconscious was trying to send. It's not the deep fountain of wisdom people make it out to be, IMO-- more like a barely coherent collection of reactions and motor functions.
In all of my life, I have only gotten a few really clear messages in dreams-- and they were always the kind of thing I could have thought of awake.![]()
All the best of luck to you, my friend, always..... I'll be able to be more specific soon, but OMG wish me luck!