OK, Earth: this time you've gone too far.

Looks like that Brit Bastard never had the nerve to come back after being told how it is by KRC.


Imagine... a Brit talking food. That's like a Floridian talking voting both procedures.
 
Oh, shit. Looks like the Mayans were right. This is clearly the end. I have to go make a list of people I need to have sex with before December.
Before December the month, or December the poster?

Actually, it doesn't matter. As long as I'm on the list, I'm as happy as an increasingly more expensively fed pig in shit.
 
And, uh...aren't you Jewish?
Jews are God's chosen people. Bacon is God's chosen food. It is the Jews of food.

Therefore, eating bacon is like eating another Jew, but an unsually good-tasting one, such as Mila Kunis or Natalie Portman.

If God didn't want people eating Mila Kunis or Natalie Portman, he would have said so.

I think I've made my point here.
 
Before December the month, or December the poster?

Actually, it doesn't matter. As long as I'm on the list, I'm as happy as an increasingly more expensively fed pig in shit.

Before December the poster as in while she watches, or prior to my having sex with her? Anyway, all of the above.

Of course you're on the list. I didn't even write your name - I just drew an unusually large penis instead.
 
You're the reason the messiah will never come. Living non-kosher.
 
Jews are God's chosen people. Bacon is God's chosen food. It is the Jews of food.

Therefore, eating bacon is like eating another Jew, but an unsually good-tasting one, such as Mila Kunis or Natalie Portman.

If God didn't want people eating Mila Kunis or Natalie Portman, he would have said so.

I think I've made my point here.

I'm pretty damn straight and even I would eat Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman.
 
I wonder if she calls her vagina a Whoopie Pie. She probably does. Assuming she has a vagina. I have my doubts.


If you don't know what a whoopie pie is then fuck you. You're not American.
You know what her parents called having sex? Making Whoopie.

Making Whoopie!!

I am so funny, I'm like the bacon of funny.
 
Do it for God.

There are very very few women I would seriously consider having sex with. Those two are at the top of the list closely followed by Charlize Theron and Diane Lane.

After that I'd require copious amounts of alcohol and a rufie.
 
There are very very few women I would seriously consider having sex with. Those two are at the top of the list closely followed by Charlize Theron and Diane Lane.

After that I'd require copious amounts of alcohol and a rufie.

I just got wood.
 
You know what her parents called having sex? Making Whoopie.

Making Whoopie!!

I am so funny, I'm like the bacon of funny.

You know damn well her parents said that all the time. Probably right in front of her. It explains a lot. That Burglar movie, Ted Danson, The View.
 
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