OK, Earth: this time you've gone too far.

[chillywilly2]

No shit. Any civilized person knows that fried pig fat is cracklins not bacon.

Its not fat...its skin...deep fried SKIN

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

And, uh...aren't you Jewish?

eyer said no

 

[Recidiva]

Yeah..ummmm..Beggin strips were not intended for people...but hey, whatever floats your boat

Too much flour.

 

[KRCummings]

Its not fat...its skin...deep fried SKIN

Fried skin are pork rinds. Cracklins are fried fat. Bacon is fried manna.

 

[KRCummings]

eyer said no

Poor Sonny. It must have come as a shock after all this time. I wonder how he dealt with the news.

 

[chillywilly2]

Fried skin are pork rinds. Cracklins are fried fat. Bacon is fried manna.

And there we have it from Martha Stewart

 

[KRCummings]

And there we have it from Martha Stewart

At least I'm not some heathen that doesn't know the difference between rinds and cracklins.

 

[killallhippies]

you could always try turkey bacon. it's almost like real bacon even though it really isn't.

 

[KRCummings]

you could always try turkey bacon. it's almost like real bacon even though it really isn't.

It is an affront to God.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

Poor Sonny. It must have come as a shock after all this time. I wonder how he dealt with the news.

When you get that kind of news for an expert like eyer, it has to rock your world.

 

[killallhippies]

It is an affront to God.

hey, it's better than turkey burger. no creepy, grey, stinky fat blobs oozing all over the frying pan. seriously. that shit is disturbing.

 

[chillywilly2]

It is an affront to God.

Too bad...he is the one who planned the shortage

 

[JohnnySavage]

Looks like that Brit Bastard never had the nerve to come back after being told how it is by KRC.


Imagine... a Brit talking food. That's like a Floridian talking voting both procedures.

 

[CHNOPS]

Oh, shit. Looks like the Mayans were right. This is clearly the end. I have to go make a list of people I need to have sex with before December.

Before December the month, or December the poster?

Actually, it doesn't matter. As long as I'm on the list, I'm as happy as an increasingly more expensively fed pig in shit.

 

[CHNOPS]

And, uh...aren't you Jewish?

Jews are God's chosen people. Bacon is God's chosen food. It is the Jews of food.

Therefore, eating bacon is like eating another Jew, but an unsually good-tasting one, such as Mila Kunis or Natalie Portman.

If God didn't want people eating Mila Kunis or Natalie Portman, he would have said so.

I think I've made my point here.

 

[Phelia]

Before December the month, or December the poster?

Actually, it doesn't matter. As long as I'm on the list, I'm as happy as an increasingly more expensively fed pig in shit.

Before December the poster as in while she watches, or prior to my having sex with her? Anyway, all of the above.

Of course you're on the list. I didn't even write your name - I just drew an unusually large penis instead.

 

[IndieSnob]

You're the reason the messiah will never come. Living non-kosher.

 

[KRCummings]

Jews are God's chosen people. Bacon is God's chosen food. It is the Jews of food.

Therefore, eating bacon is like eating another Jew, but an unsually good-tasting one, such as Mila Kunis or Natalie Portman.

If God didn't want people eating Mila Kunis or Natalie Portman, he would have said so.

I think I've made my point here.

I'm pretty damn straight and even I would eat Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman.

 

[CHNOPS]

I'm pretty damn straight and even I would eat Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman.

Do it for God.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'm pretty damn straight and even I would eat Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman.

And Whoopie Goldberg?

 

[KRCummings]

And Whoopie Goldberg?

I wonder if she calls her vagina a Whoopie Pie. She probably does. Assuming she has a vagina. I have my doubts.


If you don't know what a whoopie pie is then fuck you. You're not American.

 

[CHNOPS]

I wonder if she calls her vagina a Whoopie Pie. She probably does. Assuming she has a vagina. I have my doubts.


If you don't know what a whoopie pie is then fuck you. You're not American.

You know what her parents called having sex? Making Whoopie.

Making Whoopie!!

I am so funny, I'm like the bacon of funny.

 

[KRCummings]

Do it for God.

There are very very few women I would seriously consider having sex with. Those two are at the top of the list closely followed by Charlize Theron and Diane Lane.

After that I'd require copious amounts of alcohol and a rufie.

 

[JohnnySavage]

There are very very few women I would seriously consider having sex with. Those two are at the top of the list closely followed by Charlize Theron and Diane Lane.

After that I'd require copious amounts of alcohol and a rufie.

I just got wood.

 

[KRCummings]

You know what her parents called having sex? Making Whoopie.

Making Whoopie!!

I am so funny, I'm like the bacon of funny.

You know damn well her parents said that all the time. Probably right in front of her. It explains a lot. That Burglar movie, Ted Danson, The View.