Signs that you spend way too much time on Literotica.

[Handley_Page]

You wake up at 4:30 am due to bio reasons, and end up spending half an hour on the Lit forums...

You too, huh ?

 

[LaRascasse]

On the subway ride to university, you have enough time to stitch up a plot bunny involving everybody in your compartment.

 

[lovecraft68]

When your sister asks what you think of the knee high stiletto boots she's wearing

 

[CPBaudelaire]

That I'm reading this thread and responding to it!

 

[LaRascasse]

When your sister asks what you think of the knee high stiletto boots she's wearing

I think that one is limited to you LC

 

[lovecraft68]

I think that one is limited to you LC

Maybe. I suppose I should clarify she's my foster sister before people start to think I'm really sick.

Although she has been calling me her little brother for 30 years now so never mind I guess I am.

 

[TimothyM]

When fuck and fucking feels like common English words and part of your everyday vocabulary, and you have to remind yourself that they should not really be used out of Lit context, e.g. as swearwords or epithets in polite company.

Though in fact fuck is not such a bad swearword for Danes, because it's just a word like pokkers (which has no meaning either). So more people use it anyway than in English speaking countries.

That I'm reading this thread and responding to it!

Good one - I totally agree and have probably just proved your point.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

When you strike up a casual conversation with a near-perfect stranger about futanari.

Although, that is more of a Manga/anime thing.

 

[LaRascasse]

Your average story-length keeps going up.

 

[lovecraft68]

When you strike up a casual conversation with a near-perfect stranger about futanari.

Although, that is more of a Manga/anime thing.

If you search the threads there was a pic thread "fucked up futanari" that had some pretty interesting images.

This was before the Fetish forum so don;t know if it was moved there or where it was. I know it was one person posting many of the images and they are not around anymore.

You may want to look for it, you would enjoy it, I'm sure

 

[lovecraft68]

When fuck and fucking feels like common English words and part of your everyday vocabulary, and you have to remind yourself that they should not really be used out of Lit context, e.g. as swearwords or epithets in polite company.

Though in fact fuck is not such a bad swearword for Danes, because it's just a word like pokkers (which has no meaning either). So more people use it anyway than in English speaking countries.



Good one - I totally agree and have probably just proved your point.

Between working for years in a warehouse and writing porn it is extremely difficult for me to not drop f-bombs.

My wife's minister learned this on Easter when he came over for dinner because his wife was away.

On that note there is most likely a plot bunny there.

 

[TxRad]

Your average story-length keeps going up.

That has more to do with your writing improving. The more you write the better you write and the more detailed the stories get.

 

[PayDay]

I laugh at jokes my friends/family don't get, but I'm afraid to tell them why it was funny.

This-----^

Just before you fall asleep at night, you see 100 different images of Maj's ass.

::facepalm::

...When you consistenly say 'nothing much' when someone asks you what you did last night.

...When you score daily life events on a 1 to 5 basis.

...When you think everyone you know is a prude.

...When you wonder why people get offended at the words pussy or dick.

...When you stop hitting on sluts because they're boring one-dimensional characters with little plot depth.

...When the only stories you read are in the 'new' category.

...When the phrases 'Can I get you anything else?' or 'Is that all?' take on a new meaning.

...When you didn't watch the Saw movies because you're not into bondage.

...When you stop watching porn that doesn't have a conversation in the intro.

...When you skip a Friday night out to edit a story.

...When you wonder why ducks are not yellow, and not dancing.

...When you're laying in bed, and about to fall asleep, but you get up to type a quick outline in Word so you don't forget.

...When you no longer feel like a pervert.

 

[TxRad]

When you realize most of your on-line friends are Proverts and they understand what you mean.

 

[LoveCraver]

You assume everyone you see on a cell/iphone in public/at work/getting coffee/on the street/driving and on their cell, is on Lit.....or ought to be



You see potential hot picture ideas everywhere from pics you've seen on the gif thread/erotic images thread/etc.


You stay logged into Lit all day so you can quickly and easily check for new PMs

 

[LoveCraver]

...When you no longer feel like a pervert.

This

 

[LaRascasse]

When you tell your cousin about your stories just so that you can discuss them with her and stroke your ego.

When your mother praises your dedication for working on your laptop all day long and you don't want her to see what you were working on.

 

[topace]

You find ordinary books boring to read.

 

[MSTarot]

or you grab a note book and start writing the sex scene that should have happened between chapter nine and ten.

I mean seriously how can anyone write about drow elves without some serious sex being wrote. A female dominated society, with snake headed whips used to discipline the males. Where every one is sexy as hell dressed in all black clothes!

 

[lovecraft68]

or you grab a note book and start writing the sex scene that should have happened between chapter nine and ten.

I mean seriously how can anyone write about drow elves without some serious sex being wrote. A female dominated society, with snake headed whips used to discipline the males. Where every one is sexy as hell dressed in all black clothes!

Sounds like a "club" I belonged to back in my late teens. No pointy ears although several had filed their teeth.

 

[lovecraft68]

When your 19 year old daughter has a couple of cute friends over and while I'm working in the basement they come in my room and ask if I can teach them how to play pool and I have that instant thought of....

 

[topace]

When one of your first things to do in the morning is to visit the forum and see what your fellow authors are up to.

 

[LaRascasse]

You bump this thread and the "New authors beware" thread whenever you can.

 

[topace]

You bump this thread and the "New authors beware" thread whenever you can.

You get bored quick when you lose your Internet connection.

 

[LaRascasse]

Sex scenes in mainstream fiction and movies aren't interesting any more.

Unless the movie is Sex and Lucia or 9 Songs. These two are probably the most explicit mainstream movies ever by my reckoning.