k_m_d_
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There we go, mystery solved. Sexiest conversation on this thread. Oh baby it makes me so wet when I think about my memory cache still being utilized, or something.
Shall we begin to engage coitus?
Once more with feeling.
- Thread starter Connubium
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Shall we begin to engage coitus?
Let me just watch some porn first...
http://youtu.be/9yVqbiGb20w
http://youtu.be/9yVqbiGb20w
blade_rocknut
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So this is what you two get up to before my normal log on time ! So scandalous....
Cover your eyes blade, you're far to innocent for atoms and cache memory utilization
Lets all talk about TED again?
blade_rocknut
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T & A is more my genre.
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There we go, mystery solved. Sexiest conversation on this thread.Oh baby it makes me so wet when I think about my memory cache still being utilized, or something
~spock voice~ Indeed!
Sapiosexual (n.) Being sexually attracted to the intelligence of others.
k_m_d_
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That is so far from the nerdiest joke ever it's not even funny.
Have there been any good TED talks recently? I haven't checked in a while. Last time probably would have been flying back from Seattle, since there was nothing else decent on the in-flight entertainment.
Have there been any good TED talks recently? I haven't checked in a while. Last time probably would have been flying back from Seattle, since there was nothing else decent on the in-flight entertainment.
That's probably more my specialty as well, or my fall back distraction technique
I'm now going to go take a picture of me 'live long and prosper'-ing for you all
k_m_d_
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I'm now going to go take a picture of me 'live long and prosper'-ing for you all
Just holding up the fingers, or putting them to good use?
But the guy is so concvinced it is!No I haven't either tbh, I'm watching other stuff right now and I have no time...and the stuff I'm watching is about as noneducational as it comes.
Just holding up the fingers, or putting them to good use?
Vulcan fisting.
k_m_d_
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I thought they cancelled Jersey Shore.
blade_rocknut
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Those Vulcans ... they know all the trigger points.
LeChatNoir
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I'm now going to go take a picture of me 'live long and prosper'-ing for you all
I can sense the nerdgasm building even now...
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Thankfully most of you do behave yourselves
Yes it is, I hats sounding so angry and douche-like as well
Try changing your sleep pattern to GMT.
Not really, just try and push it with the anal. There's nothing women like more than lots of pressure to have anal sex.
Thanks, glad you enjoyed them.
Sometimes I cry when I see I'm on page two
A:
I'll ram home the point by plonking the economy sized bottle of lube on the restaurant table? Or is the restaurant bit going too far?
B:
There's always something to be learnt, if only subliminally.
http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t500/Connubium4lit/B1.jpg
This Photo is just plain sexy and teasing erotic...
thanks
This Photo is just plain sexy and teasing erotic...
thanks
There we go, mystery solved. Sexiest conversation on this thread. Oh baby it makes me so wet when I think about my memory cache still being utilized, or something
Oh thank you thank you thank you!!!! I haven't smiled about anything until I saw this crazy post. You truly are a goddess!!!!!
Que
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That's probably more my specialty as well, or my fall back distraction technique
I'm now going to go take a picture of me 'live long and prosper'-ing for you all
My pointy ears are tingling like a Ferengi's.
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LimoAndPizza
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There we go, mystery solved. Sexiest conversation on this thread. Oh baby it makes me so wet when I think about my memory cache still being utilized, or something
That's probably more my specialty as well, or my fall back distraction technique
I'm now going to go take a picture of me 'live long and prosper'-ing for you all
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzln2vsRZo1qzlvmi.gif
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parker77
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a hottie hostess, photo drama, technology tips, sexual advice and even an admonishment from Blade. start servin' cocktails and there'll be no reason for page two relegation ever.
btw, Vulcan fisting - approved; anal sex pressure - watch yer fuckin' step buddy. i love that logic.
btw, Vulcan fisting - approved; anal sex pressure - watch yer fuckin' step buddy. i love that logic.
Bare with me, I did take it last night.
When she turns around just aim the lube at her ass and squirt, down the trousers or up the skirt is favourable.
Thanks, glad you like it.
Oh thank you thank you thank you!!!! I haven't smiled about anything until I saw this crazy post. You truly are a goddess!!!!!
Haha, I usually keep that stuff on the inside
If only I could muster up a penis themed star treck pun as a reply
Quit jiving me turkey.
Hi *waves* I will take your business advice on board
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I'll jive you turkey style.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B8UBKjttaU
(and here's the Wikipedia entry for Thanksgiving, so you don't feel like a bonehead.)
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"Bare with me".....
*chuckles*
*drops shorts on floor*
*grins*
*chuckles*
*drops shorts on floor*
*grins*
