Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Bad_Old_Man]

Now Jett was rather alarmed
thinking the pic would have charmed
but she was forewarned
that devil, two-horned
had told her, be darned

 

[Englandboy2]

I had sex with a chubby girl in Rome

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

I had sex with a chubby girl in Rome
I wanted to bring her home

 

[Cymru6969]

I had sex with a chubby girl in Rome
On the Spanish Steps, far away from home

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

I had sex with a chubby girl in Rome I had sex with a chubby girl in Rome
I wanted to bring her home On the Spanish Steps, far away from home

 

[Englandboy2]

I had sex with a chubby girl in Rome
On the Spanish Steps, far away from home
A crowd gathered around

 

[TomBoner]

I had sex with a chubby girl in Rome
On the Spanish Steps, far away from home
A crowd gathered around
and cheered as I did pound

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

I had sex with a chubby girl in Rome
On the Spanish Steps, far away from home
A crowd gathered around
and cheered as I did pound
and listened to the chubby girl moan

 

[tericloth]

I had sex with a chubby girl in Rome
On the Spanish Steps, far away from home
A crowd gathered around
and cheered as I did pound
and listened to the chubby girl moan



She moaned out my name in the night.

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

the sweat made her pyjamas so tight

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

She moaned out my name in the night
the sweat made her pyjamas so tight

 

[tericloth]

She moaned out my name in the night
the sweat made her pyjamas so tight
They pulled at the seams

 

[TomBoner]

She moaned out my name in the night
the sweat made her pyjamas so tight
They pulled at the seams
It was as good as my dreams

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

She moaned out my name in the night
the sweat made her pyjamas so tight
They pulled at the seams
this poor girl in her teens

 

[Englandboy2]

She moaned out my name in the night
the sweat made her pyjamas so tight
They pulled at the seams
this poor girl in her teens
Though she didn't put up much of a fight

 

[whalee1]

I heard a scream in the night

 

[TomBoner]

I heard a scream in the night
Couldn't tell ... scared ... or delight

 

[Englandboy2]

I heard a scream in the night
Couldn't tell ... scared ... or delight
I crept down the stairs

 

[Cymru6969]

I heard a scream in the night
Couldn't tell ... scared ... or delight
I crept down the stairs
Visions of nightmares

 

[tericloth]

I heard a scream in the night
Couldn't tell ... scared ... or delight
I crept down the stairs
Visions of nightmares
hands in her panties, oh what a sight

 

[whalee1]

She gave me a devilish grin

 

[tericloth]

She gave me a devilish grin
And nodded to her sexy twin

 

[whalee1]

She gave me a devilish grin
And nodded to her sexy twin
It was double the pleasure

 

[Cymru6969]

She gave me a devilish grin
And nodded to her sexy twin
It was double the pleasure
Too erotic to measure

 

[EbersMoll]

She gave me a devilish grin
And nodded to her sexy twin
It was double the pleasure
Too erotic to measure
So of course I was in like Flynn

Quite appropriate, if his reputation is to be believed