As The Hospital Pervs

[sweepthefloor]

mmmmm rain water

I love rain on me.

 

[sweepthefloor]

The night nurse cutie is waiting for relief. I'm good at that.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Ok, nobody turn me on. I'm not wearing underwear.

 

[SBroadB9]

Ok, nobody turn me on. I'm not wearing underwear.

I'll keep that in mind.

 

[LongDrySpell]

They are good band names! If I had a rock band I'd name us: DAI, Diffuse Axonal Injuries.

I always thought "cyanotic" would be a good band name.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I slipped my clogs off under the desk. My neighbor nurse said: you smell like coconuts and something sweet all the time. I'm not sure if she's serious, or teasing me.

 

[Adre]

I slipped my clogs off under the desk. My neighbor nurse said: you smell like coconuts and something sweet all the time. I'm not sure if she's serious, or teasing me.

She wants to get under the desk. Or maybe I'm projecting. You smell very nice, sweepy.

 

[blobfish]

She wants to get under the desk. Or maybe I'm projecting. You smell very nice, sweepy.

Will you just fall in a hole already.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I always thought "cyanotic" would be a good band name.

Respiratory inspired band names are great!
The BiPAPs
The Straight Millers (laryngoscope blades hahaha)
The Bag Masks

Cardiology driven band names would be cool too.
The Defibrillators
The Wenckebachs
Lopress Hers! (lopressor hehehe)

The Beta Blockers!!
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Should we quit our day jobs?

 

[sweepthefloor]

She wants to get under the desk. Or maybe I'm projecting. You smell very nice, sweepy.

I want new shoes.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Will you just fall in a hole already.

Code Trauma.

 

[LongDrySpell]

Respiratory inspired band names are great!
The BiPAPs
The Straight Millers (laryngoscope blades hahaha)
The Bag Masks

Cardiology driven band names would be cool too.
The Defibrillators
The Wenckebachs
Lopress Hers! (lopressor hehehe)

The Beta Blockers!!
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Should we quit our day jobs?

I think we should definitely quit our day jobs. And maybe learn some more mainstream instruments.

Yankaur? (makes me think of German house music)
Y. pestis
16 French
Epistaxis
DiaStat (this would make me laugh so hard)
Emesis

Speaking of emesis, today's game was to come up with as many euphemisms as we could for it. (There's a virus going around. It hasn't been pretty.)

 

[AKGhost]

Currently "playing" nurse. Or at least orderly. Virus hit the house Monday and am changing buckets for two sick kids and the wife. Just happy the diarrhea seems to have run it's course. Have any recommendations for something a little more tasty than pediolite to keep toddlers hydrated?

 

[sweepthefloor]

Currently "playing" nurse. Or at least orderly. Virus hit the house Monday and am changing buckets for two sick kids and the wife. Just happy the diarrhea seems to have run it's course. Have any recommendations for something a little more tasty than pediolite to keep toddlers hydrated?

Maybe freeze pops? Good luck!

 

[sweepthefloor]

I think we should definitely quit our day jobs. And maybe learn some more mainstream instruments.

Yankaur? (makes me think of German house music)
Y. pestis
16 French
Epistaxis
DiaStat (this would make me laugh so hard)
Emesis

Speaking of emesis, today's game was to come up with as many euphemisms as we could for it. (There's a virus going around. It hasn't been pretty.)

The Pukes!

 

[BiTodd]

intensive care (please)

 

[sweepthefloor]

I see you.

 

[LongDrySpell]

Currently "playing" nurse. Or at least orderly. Virus hit the house Monday and am changing buckets for two sick kids and the wife. Just happy the diarrhea seems to have run it's course. Have any recommendations for something a little more tasty than pediolite to keep toddlers hydrated?

Gatorade, Powerade, etc. provide basically the same electolytes as PediaLyte. Water is fine, too, or stuff like sugar-free KoolAid, fruit punch - anything to keep them drinking. I would avoid apple juice if there's diarrhea involved - that can make it worse.

Food-wise, when they're ready to eat again, stick with the "BRAT" diet at first - bananas, rice, applesauce, toast.

 

[BiTodd]

I see you.

Great, now for the intensive poetic care.

 

[LongDrySpell]

Today was a good day.

Off tomorrow, but I have an interview for a job I really, really want. I'd appreciate any and all pleas to your deity or deities of choice on my behalf.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

OK Best wishes! Let us know how it went!

 

[AKGhost]

Today was a good day.

Off tomorrow, but I have an interview for a job I really, really want. I'd appreciate any and all pleas to your deity or deities of choice on my behalf.

I kneel at the alter of the deliciously curvy Goddess.

 

[goldenpalomino]

Do cocks harden at any time while under anesthesia?! After acl surgery the attractive nurse gave me a sly look like she knew a sexual, hot secret about me.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Great, now for the intensive poetic care.

I swallowed all the letters.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Today was a good day.

Off tomorrow, but I have an interview for a job I really, really want. I'd appreciate any and all pleas to your deity or deities of choice on my behalf.

Good luck!