Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[whalee1]

I wonder who's fucking her now

 

[Adre]

I wonder who's fucking her now
'Cause she is a bit of a cow

 

[OxfordDon]

I wonder who's fucking her now
'Cause she is a bit of a cow
She spreads them for all

 

[Adre]

I wonder who's fucking her now
'Cause she is a bit of a cow
She spreads them for all
Even down at the mall

 

[OxfordDon]

I wonder who's fucking her now
'Cause she is a bit of a cow
She spreads them for all
Even down at the mall
And when finished, she takes a bow!

 

[Adre]

I wonder who's fucking her now
'Cause she is a bit of a cow
She spreads them for all
Even down at the mall
And when finished, she takes a bow!

When she bows we can see up her skirt

 

[OxfordDon]

When she bows we can see up her skirt
And it puts all the guys on alert

 

[Scrubber]

When she bows we can see up her skirt
And it puts all the guys on alert
They put on their glasses

 

[VioletFlame]

When she bows we can see up her skirt
And it puts all the guys on alert
They put on their glasses
Always glad to see asses

 

[Adre]

When she bows we can see up her skirt
And it puts all the guys on alert
They put on their glasses
Always glad to see asses
Then ask her to take off her shirt

 

[Cymru6969]

When she bows we can see up her skirt
And it puts all the guys on alert
They put on their glasses
Always glad to see asses
Round fleshy cheeks, soft yet pert

 

[mysterydrink]

A man who had real bad angina

 

[Adre]

A man who had real bad angina
Didn't let that stop him from tryna

 

[mysterydrink]

A man who had real bad angina
Didn't let that stop him from tryna
Grab a few asses

 

[Englandboy2]

A man who had real bad angina
Didn't let that stop him from tryna
Grab a few asses
He sure loved the lasses

 

[Adre]

A man who had real bad angina
Didn't let that stop him from tryna
Grab a few asses
He sure loved the lasses
As well as a taste of vagina

 

[tericloth]

A man who had real bad angina
Didn't let that stop him from tryna
Grab a few asses
He sure loved the lasses
As well as a taste of vagina

They say I play well with others.

 

[tericloth]

They say I play well with others.
But mostly with girls and their mothers.

 

[tericloth]

They say I play well with others.
But mostly with girls and their mothers.
I'll sit on ones face,
And hope she said grace,
before she eats me in front of the others.

 

[help_me_Rhonda]

There once was a girl from Texas

 

[jackdaw]

There once was a girl from Texas

Who sat herself down next'us

 

[tericloth]

There once was a girl from Texas
Who sat herself down next'us
Stop leering she's mine

 

[jackdaw]

There once was a girl from Texas
Who sat herself down next'us
Stop leering she's mine

There once was a girl from Texas
Who sat herself down next'us
Stop leering she's mine
No she's not, you swine!

 

[tericloth]

There once was a girl from Texas
Who sat herself down next'us
Stop leering she's mine
No she's not, you swine!
While we argued she drove off in her Lexis

 

[jackdaw]

There once was a girl from Texas
Who sat herself down next'us
Stop leering she's mine
No she's not, you swine!
While we argued she drove off in her Lexis

Nice finish, Tericloth! (Better than I'd hoped.) Well done