~ House of Blu

[blulilacgrl]

Lol no lets go screw?

See that's my question is 'screw' a derivative of 'fuck'? Because I do like a good ol' 'Screw You Fucker!'

Oh wow! That was a great 2 in 1 punch doncha think? I need to break out the boxing gloves with that one!

Lol. OMG speaking of boxing gloves which made me think of toning which made me think of pics to document (see how my mind functions. [laughs]) I was joking around with Hubby that he should at some point let me do a pic thread of my own.

Course that seems like a lot funnier idea today doesn't it? lmao

 

[herMaster1111]

See that's my question is 'screw' a derivative of 'fuck'? Because I do like a good ol' 'Screw You Fucker!'

Oh wow! That was a great 2 in 1 punch doncha think? I need to break out the boxing gloves with that one!

Lol. OMG speaking of boxing gloves which made me think of toning which made me think of pics to document (see how my mind functions. [laughs]) I was joking around with Hubby that he should at some point let me do a pic thread of my own.

Course that seems like a lot funnier idea today doesn't it? lmao

I'd check you out so would hs I think lol
Better kicker would be fuck you mother fucker

 

[blulilacgrl]

I'd check you out so would hs I think lol
Better kicker would be fuck you mother fucker

Lol. You're sweet. But Hubby says emphatically 'NO'.

 

[blulilacgrl]

*Big Sigh* Okay shaking it off! Had a moment of pure rage earlier but calming down. Ready to have some fun.

Where are my boys tonight? And how come no women come in here? Well other than HS. I mean this is a friendly establishment, no? I could use some female friends in here especially when I am in the mood to bitch. No offense guys but kinda hard to be bitchy when y'all are bein' so sweet to me.

Okay well other than Pmann who is just a gigantic pain in my ass!

 

[papadoc19]

Pure rage eh?

 

[blulilacgrl]

Pure rage eh?

yeah! But it was fleeting. My bark is much bigger than my bite. But that's because my bites are awesome!!

How are you tonight Big Papa?

 

[papadoc19]

yeah! But it was fleeting. My bark is much bigger than my bite. But that's because my bites are awesome!!

How are you tonight Big Papa?

I'm good

 

[blulilacgrl]

I'm good

Good? That's it? Sugarbritches... you're with me, you're supposed to be feelin' fantastic now!

*rummaging around trying to find the rulebook*

 

[papadoc19]

If you let me in your sugarbritches I would be fantastic

 

[blulilacgrl]

If you let me in your sugarbritches I would be fantastic

Now darlin' I've been tryin' to tell you... name the time and place.

Ah but you haven't paid cover charge for tonight.

Quick-- favorite curse word and why.

 

[papadoc19]

Cunt...because it isn't used much stateside...

 

[blulilacgrl]

Cunt...because it isn't used much stateside...

Good choice! So what are you up to tonight sugar? Anything I can help you with?

 

[Story_Daddy]

Afternoon Mama Blu.

Can't stay long this afternoon (evening for you) gonna take advantage of some nice weather. But I wanted to drop in and enjoy my prize from last night (*grins from ear to ear*)

and to weigh in for the evening: Favorite curse word... great question.

I guess it us Dick. Mostly because I hear women called all sorts of names, but there aren't many good names for men who are being pricks.

 

[blulilacgrl]

Afternoon Mama Blu.

Can't stay long this afternoon (evening for you) gonna take advantage of some nice weather. But I wanted to drop in and enjoy my prize from last night (*grins from ear to ear*)

and to weigh in for the evening: Favorite curse word... great question.

I guess it us Dick. Mostly because I hear women called all sorts of names, but there aren't many good names for men who are being pricks.

[laughs]

Oh I don't know I can think of a few good names to call men! Ummm....let's see.

Prick, Wanker... you know what? Now that I think about it I guess maybe there aren't as many as I thought that were devoted solely to men.

Hmmm....Ladies? Can anyone help me out here?

 

[Story_Daddy]

[laughs]

Oh I don't know I can think of a few good names to call men! Ummm....let's see.

Prick, Wanker... you know what? Now that I think about it I guess maybe there aren't as many as I thought that were devoted solely to men.

Hmmm....Ladies? Can anyone help me out here?

There are a few that are used solely on men as insults that are just plain homophobic... but those shouldn't count, I think. I imagine smarter people than I have spent many hours writing on this theme (the imbalance, that is- although probably also about the homophobia)

Regardless... I look forward to seeing what other terms the girls can think of.

There's Bastard, but that is as much an insult about a guys mom.
Boner... that is a good-enough one
as a kid, we used to say "renob" (Boner backwards)

 

[blulilacgrl]

AHHH!! A new day and a new me! Look out people! Fuck!! I feel good! I just spent the morning with the windows down, the music blaring and feeling fuckin' crazy.

Yeah you know you want to turn that shit up and rock. I have a feelin' today is going to be a music day for me. I just can't seem to stop myself from groovin' and gyratin'.

Lol. Got quite a few looks and even a horn honk while I car danced. Now don't try and lie and say you don't do it.

In fact....today's cover charge! What song makes you turn the radio full blast and rock out. I mean full out rock it, not just nod your head. I mean pound on steering wheel, scream the lyrics at top of your lungs. You know the kind of song where you pray you won't pull up to a stop light because you'll feel embarrassed and have to turn it down.

Extra points if you can link it!

Blu

 

[faelyn]

*Big Sigh* Okay shaking it off! Had a moment of pure rage earlier but calming down. Ready to have some fun.

Where are my boys tonight? And how come no women come in here? Well other than HS. I mean this is a friendly establishment, no? I could use some female friends in here especially when I am in the mood to bitch. No offense guys but kinda hard to be bitchy when y'all are bein' so sweet to me.

Okay well other than Pmann who is just a gigantic pain in my ass!

Hello Ms Blu. Saw your callout for other ladies to join you, and I'd love to add my two cents here and there. and I enjoy a good bitching session

 

[faelyn]

AHHH!! A new day and a new me! Look out people! Fuck!! I feel good! I just spent the morning with the windows down, the music blaring and feeling fuckin' crazy.

Yeah you know you want to turn that shit up and rock. I have a feelin' today is going to be a music day for me. I just can't seem to stop myself from groovin' and gyratin'.

Lol. Got quite a few looks and even a horn honk while I car danced. Now don't try and lie and say you don't do it.

In fact....today's cover charge! What song makes you turn the radio full blast and rock out. I mean full out rock it, not just nod your head. I mean pound on steering wheel, scream the lyrics at top of your lungs. You know the kind of song where you pray you won't pull up to a stop light because you'll feel embarrassed and have to turn it down.

Extra points if you can link it!

Blu

Piece of my heart- Janis Joplin. That's my girl. Really anything by her gets me car dancing, grooving and singing at the top of my lungs!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7JVxE2SYxo

 

[Entered27]

AHHH!! A new day and a new me! Look out people! Fuck!! I feel good! I just spent the morning with the windows down, the music blaring and feeling fuckin' crazy.

Yeah you know you want to turn that shit up and rock. I have a feelin' today is going to be a music day for me. I just can't seem to stop myself from groovin' and gyratin'.

Lol. Got quite a few looks and even a horn honk while I car danced. Now don't try and lie and say you don't do it.

In fact....today's cover charge! What song makes you turn the radio full blast and rock out. I mean full out rock it, not just nod your head. I mean pound on steering wheel, scream the lyrics at top of your lungs. You know the kind of song where you pray you won't pull up to a stop light because you'll feel embarrassed and have to turn it down.

Extra points if you can link it!

Blu

Morning Blu,

The other morning I totally got busted rocking out hard to this Bibio song - "Take off Your Shirt"

Bibio

The couple in the car next to me were killing themselves laughing.

It was both embarrassing and awesome at the same time.

 

[blulilacgrl]

Hello Ms Blu. Saw your callout for other ladies to join you, and I'd love to add my two cents here and there. and I enjoy a good bitching session

Hey girl!! Welcome anytime! Hell I am seriously considering makin' every night Ladies Night!

Do you think that would be fair? a part of me says no, but the other part which is really scared that I might be turning into a stupid girl says that I need some strong girls around me to smack me if I get too giggly silly. So if it takes free drinks, I can take that. [laughs]

 

[faelyn]

Hey girl!! Welcome anytime! Hell I am seriously considering makin' every night Ladies Night!

Do you think that would be fair? a part of me says no, but the other part which is really scared that I might be turning into a stupid girl says that I need some strong girls around me to smack me if I get too giggly silly. So if it takes free drinks, I can take that. [laughs]

LOL. Nothing wrong with a little all girl time... Every night...??? Hmmm some days I long for that!
And I love getting giggly silly, so I know I've found the right place to pull up a cushy seat! However, it's still before noon here, and I am at work, do I'll have I wait a few more hours to have a tasty beverage... Put a Redheaded Slut ( 1 part Jager, 1 part peachtree schnapps, fill to top w/cranberry)on order for me- I need something strong tonight, and they are incredibly tasty.

 

[blulilacgrl]

Piece of my heart- Janis Joplin. That's my girl. Really anything by her gets me car dancing, grooving and singing at the top of my lungs!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7JVxE2SYxo

Oh now... Janis. Man that voice. She was one of the original kick ass women!

Morning Blu,

The other morning I totally got busted rocking out hard to this Bibio song - "Take off Your Shirt"

Bibio

The couple in the car next to me were killing themselves laughing.

It was both embarrassing and awesome at the same time.

That is AWESOME!! I have that happen to me all the time!

The worst was when I was sick and went to hit a high note. Totally missed it, mangled the note (I mean it sounded like a damn cat had just gotten caught in my engine) and from the car next to me I hear, "Oh child, no you didn't"

 

[blulilacgrl]

FUCK ME!

Yes it is only almost 1 in the afternoon but I am starting drinking early. Just had the scariest moment of my life!

I'm drivin' home and again (like this morning everything) is going great until I see a box sitting in the other lane. Now you have to understand I live waaay far out in the country. So I slow down trying to figure out what the hell this box is doing in the road when a damn logging truck comes barreling down the road. Now does the fucker stop or even really slow down? Hell no! He swerves! Into my lane, right where I am! I had to swerve, went partially off the road, and all I can think as I am looking at the bumper of this gigantic machine is that I am going to die in this tiny ass car with Ozzy's Crazy Train as my final song.

Luckily he swerved back into his lane but for a split second there I was almost kissing his damn bumper. Jesus Christ! Damn logging trucks. Grrr...

Let's crank the music tonight and drink until we are shitfaced!! I am in the mood to just let go.

 

[faelyn]

Glad you are ok! That's sounds epically scary!
I'll sneak in a few shots with you... Isnt there something called 'a near death experience'? Appropriate for the situation. Let's pour a few.

 

[blulilacgrl]

Glad you are ok! That's sounds epically scary!
I'll sneak in a few shots with you... Isnt there something called 'a near death experience'? Appropriate for the situation. Let's pour a few.

[laughs]

Shit, if there is I need to find it. I didn't even talk about the deer carcass that lay in wait 7 miles further down the road. Hence the parking of the car and the cracking open of the booze.

But I will look for the recipe and have them ready and waiting for this evening!