~ House of Blu

[blulilacgrl]

Hi mama Blue, what's the coverage charge tonight. I'll have a t and t while I'm waiting. Thanks.

Gin & Tonic coming up.

You know I keep forgetting about the cover charge. [laughs]

Give me a minute to think up a good one.

 

[blulilacgrl]

Sun. Night 8/26 Cover Charge

Okay my Darlings. Mropietaylor has kindly reminded me that I have been a bit lax on the cover charges. So let's see here...what do I want to know about my customers?

I know! I have been out of the dating world for forever~ married 19 years here people. But I love to hear about those disastrous dates everyone seems to have.

So fess up people and entertain Mama Blu...

What was the worst date you ever had?

I'll even sweeten the pot. Winner of the worst date story, gets a kiss from Mama Blu.

 

[Story_Daddy]

Afternoon Ms. Blu...

Can't say it will win any awards- but I was once set up on a blind date with someone who was the same personality type as I (according to something called the Myers Briggs). We met for coffee and we were so annoyed with each other that it ended in less than 30 min. Definitely made me think about how I come across to people!

 

[blulilacgrl]

Afternoon Ms. Blu...

Can't say it will win any awards- but I was once set up on a blind date with someone who was the same personality type as I (according to something called the Myers Briggs). We met for coffee and we were so annoyed with each other that it ended in less than 30 min. Definitely made me think about how I come across to people!

[laughs]

Makes you really think about that whole opposites attract thing, huh?

What can I get you tonight, sugar? And what are you up to?

 

[Story_Daddy]

Well now- I'll take a beer, Mama.

It's a low-key day 'round here. I'm out in the yard chillin' (isn't technology marvelous?!? We get to visit u from almost anywhere!)

What about u? Got anything interesting going on today?

 

[blulilacgrl]

Well now- I'll take a beer, Mama.

It's a low-key day 'round here. I'm out in the yard chillin' (isn't technology marvelous?!? We get to visit u from almost anywhere!)

What about u? Got anything interesting going on today?

Ahhh... the evening is starting for me. Gonna get me a glass of wine and just see what happens. I'm a big fan of spontaneity!

 

[Story_Daddy]

Well then- cheers! I think I'll take a seat and see what happens for a bit.

Didn't you used to have a bartender 'round here? He off tonight?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Ahhh... the evening is starting for me. Gonna get me a glass of wine and just see what happens.

liver damage?

 

[blulilacgrl]

liver damage?

Fuck off Hamburglar!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Fuck off Hamburglar!

When you end the sentence with a kiss, it makes me think you are just being flirty.

 

[blulilacgrl]

Well then- cheers! I think I'll take a seat and see what happens for a bit.

Didn't you used to have a bartender 'round here? He off tonight?

He kind of had things come up in RL that demanded his attention. So now I am trying my best. Speaking of which, you wanted a beer, right? Any particular type?

 

[Story_Daddy]

Darn that RL getting in the way of our lit affliction. (He says with a smirk, knowing that RL always comes first)

I try not to be too picky- one never knows what there is in a small place like this... but if I could do anything right now, I might want a whiskey-stout. Barring that, I guess I could just have the darkest beer you got on tap.

 

[blulilacgrl]

When you end the sentence with a kiss, it makes me think you are just being flirty.

It's the signal for you to kiss my ass.

Darn that RL getting in the way of our lit affliction. (He says with a smirk, knowing that RL always comes first)

I try not to be too picky- one never knows what there is in a small place like this... but if I could do anything right now, I might want a whiskey-stout. Barring that, I guess I could just have the darkest beer you got on tap.

Have you ever had the Rogue Chocolate Stout?

 

[Story_Daddy]

Indeed I have... went to their brewery and had a great sampler- they have so many better beers there than they distribute. I do have to say, though, I find them a bit arrogant.

Do tell, what wine are you drinking?

 

[blulilacgrl]

Indeed I have... went to their brewery and had a great sampler- they have so many better beers there than they distribute. I do have to say, though, I find them a bit arrogant.

Do tell, what wine are you drinking?

A very bad, cheap red. It's probably too sweet for most people but since I normally prefer sweet white wine it works for me. Well that and the fact that it is cheap.

Have you ever tried wheat beers?

 

[Story_Daddy]

You know- the only thing that really matters is that you like it.

I actually drank two-buck-chuck for over a year because it was cheap (then I made the mistake of buying a better bottle, realizing how little I actually liked Trader Joe's wine and gave it up)

I have had my share of wheat beers, but I don't drink them very often.

I am a bit of a beer-snob, I have to admit. I drink a lot of micro-brews. I also have a lot of friends who home brew.

OK- my turn: Have you ever had a rye beer?

 

[blulilacgrl]

You know- the only thing that really matters is that you like it.

I actually drank two-buck-chuck for over a year because it was cheap (then I made the mistake of buying a better bottle, realizing how little I actually liked Trader Joe's wine and gave it up)

I have had my share of wheat beers, but I don't drink them very often.

I am a bit of a beer-snob, I have to admit. I drink a lot of micro-brews. I also have a lot of friends who home brew.

OK- my turn: Have you ever had a rye beer?

No. But my absolute, number one all time favorite is Chimay. God I love that stuff. Can barely drink a full bottle, but damn! So yummy! Second to that is a good German wheat beer.

What is a rye beer like?

 

[Spudicus]

Blast, the doors are closed. Maybe later.....

 

[Mropietaylor69]

Okay, here's my cover charge. Was much younger than now but had a date for new years eve. She had been the girlfriend of a good friend of mine, but over the last 2 years they had been broke up. I got to the bar I was meeting her at and found her. She was drunk. She dove right in for a kiss and to rub her body against mine. Needless to say we kissed when the ball dropped. After that we made our way to her place and to her bed. She was on top of me (where good girls go). and I had my hands up her top and watching as she rode me like it was her last ride. All of a sudden she fell over. Out from under her bra came some extra pads that she had up there, to enhance things. She was drunk. There I was, hard on in my hand. Wet pussy right in front of me. I did the honorable thing and left. I saw her a few weeks later and I don't think she could remember excactly what happened. I'll never tell, oh wait, I just did.

 

[blulilacgrl]

Okay so I have 2 contenders here. One guy who had a horrible date because she was too much like him and one because she was too drunk.

Hmm... decisions, decisions. But honestly I think I have to give this one to Story_Daddy.

Sorry Opie but you knew she was at least buzzin'. In truth I was waiting for her to throw up on you. lol But Story_Daddy had no clue goin' in. And I like that he learned something from the experience.

So a soft sweet slow kiss for Story_Daddy, to make up for his disastrous blind date.

 

[herMaster1111]

Morning blu, see last night I had no cover cause I really never dated, I had a few dates wouldn't say they were bad though

 

[blulilacgrl]

Cover Charge 8/27

Okay...Mama Blu is in a real pisser of a mood today. You could say she woke up on the wrong side of the bed, but I'd be read careful about sayin' that to her face. And some should be more careful than others.

So I find my language is a bit on the naughty side today. Makes me wonder what others are like when they are in a bad mood. So give over everyone.

You wanna drink... you gotta cuss. Tell me your favorite curse word and why.


Blu

 

[herMaster1111]

Lol I have a few but fuck is my favorite it releases stress for me

 

[blulilacgrl]

Lol I have a few but fuck is my favorite it releases stress for me

Mmm...fuck

I love Fuck. [laughs] Works for everything

As a noun-- Fucker, fuckhead, motherfucker, fucktwat, fuckturd

As a verb -- fuck me, fuck you, fuck off

As an adj./adv.-- fuckin' hell, fuckin' A,
(really love how it can be combined with other curse words-- fuckin' asshole!)

I even love the derivatives like freakin', frickin', frack, flippin'
(Would screw be considered a derivative. I.e. Screw you bastard!)

 

[herMaster1111]

Mmm...fuck

I love Fuck. [laughs] Works for everything

As a noun-- Fucker, fuckhead, motherfucker, fucktwat, fuckturd

As a verb -- fuck me, fuck you, fuck off

As an adj./adv.-- fuckin' hell, fuckin' A,
(really love how it can be combined with other curse words-- fuckin' asshole!)

I even love the derivatives like freakin', frickin', frack, flippin'
(Would screw be considered a derivative. I.e. Screw you bastard!)

Lol no lets go screw?