Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[whalee1]

She said 'How about losing those pants?'
I said 'I'd like to ... but I really can'ts!'
she whipped off his belt
..................
Adre, like yours better

 

[whalee1]

She said 'How about losing those pants?'
I said 'I'd like to ... but I really can'ts!'
she whipped off his belt
His balls she then felt
And discovered a couple transplants

 

[whalee1]

I once had an aunty named Em

 

[weespanner]

I once had an aunty named Em
who wore skirts with a very short hem

 

[cliper2]

I once had an aunty named Em
who wore skirts with a very short hem
When she bent over

 

[weespanner]

I once had an aunty named Em
who wore skirts with a very short hem
When she bent over
I saw her bush clover

 

[whalee1]

I once had an aunty named Em
who wore skirts with a very short hem
When she bent over
I saw her bush clover
And gave it a taste of my stem

 

[weespanner]

I once had an aunty named Em
who wore skirts with a very short hem
When she bent over
I saw her bush clover
And gave it a taste of my stem

Aunt Em wore a look of surprise

 

[whalee1]

Aunt Em wore a look of surprise
When she first got a look at my size

 

[restless_bob]

Aunt Em wore a look of surprise
Oh the pleasure, it showed in her eyes

 

[weespanner]

Aunt Em wore a look of surprise
When she first got a look at my size
she let out a gasp




Aunt Em wore a look of surprise
Oh the pleasure, it showed in her eyes
she gave me a wink

 

[restless_bob]

Aunt Em wore a look of surprise
Oh the pleasure, it showed in her eyes
she gave me a wink
said she wanted a drink
but I lost it all over her thighs

 

[Englandboy2]

Aunt Em wore a look of surprise
When she first got a look at my size
she let out a gasp
As she reached out to grasp

 

[TomBoner]

Aunt Em wore a look of surprise
When she first got a look at my size
she let out a gasp
As she reached out to grasp
Her big ol' erection prize!

 

[AbsintheFather]

It was a blue ribbon winner

 

[cliper2]

It was a blue ribbon winner
Absolutely too stiff for a beginner

 

[restless_bob]

It was a blue ribbon winner
Absolutely too stiff for a beginner
The judge laid her hand

 

[Englandboy2]

It was a blue ribbon winner
Absolutely too stiff for a beginner
The judge laid her hand
On his cock as he'd planned

 

[TomBoner]

It was a blue ribbon winner
Absolutely too stiff for a beginner
The judge laid her hand
On his cock as he'd planned
As she declared herself a sinner!

 

[restless_bob]

It was a blue ribbon winner
Absolutely too stiff for a beginner
The judge laid her hand
On his cock as he'd planned
She bent down and had a good dinner

 

[weespanner]

Pretty soon it was time for dessert

 

[restless_bob]

Pretty soon it was time for dessert
He was thinking that she's such a flirt

 

[weespanner]

Pretty soon it was time for dessert
He was thinking that she's such a flirt
she whispered 'first class!'

 

[Adre]

Pretty soon it was time for dessert
He was thinking that she's such a flirt
So he just bent over

 

[Adre]

Pretty soon it was time for dessert
He was thinking that she's such a flirt
she whispered 'first class!'
Next course is your ass