Anonymous Secrets Thread

[neruda]

Yes...but there'll be ten open stalls and the "guy" who grabs the urinal next to yours, does the same thing with the stalls. When I rant about this to my friends I refer to it as male etiquette, and they all know exactly what I'm talking about.

Jak, what about this one. I can't fathom how many times this one has happened to me. You see someone in the restroom that you haven't seen in a while. (Usually at work or a social event) The two of you start talking while you do your business. You wash your hands and he doesn't. The moment the two of you stop talking, usually outside the bathroom, he wants to shake your hand.

Or hear is another one for you. I was in the rest room at work the other day and the guy that delivers Coke to the machine came in. He did not wash his hands after he finished, and he went right to the break room to load cokes into the machine.

I will never buy a drink out of that machine again.

 

[ima6uldv8]

Indeed it is, Hence I linked your thread here too

I hope you don't mind

If you do, I aplogize and I will remove the post in your thread.

Just let me know.


I do think they qualify as two different threads due to the annonimity of this one. That is also the reason I called this the thread with more "serious" confessions. I think people will confess to more when their name isn't attached to it, even if it is just their lit name.

I don't mind. I was gonna kid you about being able to blackmail half of Lit I've said a lot in my thread so I don't know if I have anything to confess. But I can always work at getting more

 

[ima6uldv8]

I'm one of those bathroom people, too. I take note of who doesn't wash their hands. Like when I'm at work. What good does it do to run your hands under the water? Which is why I never touch the door handles. Some of the people that don't wash their hands will surprise you.

 

[neruda]

I don't mind. I was gonna kid you about being able to blackmail half of Lit I've said a lot in my thread so I don't know if I have anything to confess. But I can always work at getting more

I make such a concerted effort not to remember who told me what. I empty out emails and PM once an hour to avoid having them build up. I don't want to know who says what. I certainly don't want to ever divulge anything, especially on accident.

I actually worry about all of this. I gave my word and I want to do the right thing.

 

[neruda]

I'm one of those bathroom people, too. I take note of who doesn't wash their hands. Like when I'm at work. What good does it do to run your hands under the water? Which is why I never touch the door handles. Some of the people that don't wash their hands will surprise you.

I had a summer job years ago in HS and started what I called The Yellow List. Basically it was a list of people in the office that I knew didn't wash their hands. I posted it in the break room and people started adding to it. It took on a life of it's own. People started writing everyone's disgusting habits on the list.

I promptly got fired.

 

[Aquagal]

I had a summer job years ago in HS and started what I called The Yellow List. Basically it was a list of people in the office that I knew didn't wash their hands. I posted it in the break room and people started adding to it. It took on a life of it's own. People started writing everyone's disgusting habits on the list.

I promptly got fired.

This has me really laughing! I like the idea of the list.

Okay, some public restrooms are so bad that you won't see me wash my hands in them. That's why I carry a tiny bottle of hand sanitizer. Once at the movies, I witnessed the worker mop the floor, then when she was done she picked the mop up and started mopping the sink area. *shudders*

You never know.

 

[perkyT]

I feel the exact same way. I'm just the conduit for all of this. It's the people here that make it what it is. I don't even think of it as my thread. (unless someone is making puns) It's our thread. It belongs to everyone equally.

What have you got against puns? Especially bad ones?

 

[neruda]

What have you got against puns? Especially bad ones?

I think most puns are bad. They just don't appeal to me.

Potential bumper stickers for my cause.

1)I live my life Pun Free!

2)Just say FUN not PUN!

3)High on intellectual humor, not Puns!

4) Punt Puns!

 

[ima6uldv8]

I had a summer job years ago in HS and started what I called The Yellow List. Basically it was a list of people in the office that I knew didn't wash their hands. I posted it in the break room and people started adding to it. It took on a life of it's own. People started writing everyone's disgusting habits on the list.

I promptly got fired.

That's hilarious! Well, not the firing part. Love the title of the list.

 

[BradBigBrain]

I asked a former friend why he didn't wash afterwards and he said rather candidly that he washed beforehand so he didn't have dirty hands touching his dick. He told me he had never peed on his own hand. He thought it stupid to wash before and after.

 

[RNJAG]

When you leave a washroom and the door knob/handle is wet.... Is it because the last guy did or didn't wash his hands? Just sayin....

 

[Edensgarden]

What have you got against puns? Especially bad ones?

I think most puns are bad. They just don't appeal to me.

Potential bumper stickers for my cause.

1)I live my life Pun Free!

2)Just say FUN not PUN!

3)High on intellectual humor, not Puns!

4) Punt Puns!

I love puns and word play. Maybe I'm an intellectual idiot, an oxymoron of sorts, but I liken wordplay to foreplay....a good beginning to a hot Mind Fuck.

 

[texasace]

I asked a former friend why he didn't wash afterwards and he said rather candidly that he washed beforehand so he didn't have dirty hands touching his dick. He told me he had never peed on his own hand. He thought it stupid to wash before and after.

That reminds me of an old joke... A Sailor and an Airman are using the men's room and when the Airman finishes his business and begins to leave, the Sailor askes if he is going to wash his hands. No need to the Airman replies... in the Air Force we are taught how to piss without getting it all over our hands.

 

[1sickbastard]

When you leave a washroom and the door knob/handle is wet.... Is it because the last guy did or didn't wash his hands? Just sayin....

I always use a paper towel, napkin or tp to open washroom doors. And yes, I wash my hands afterwards!

I love puns and word play. Maybe I'm an intellectual idiot, an oxymoron of sorts, but I liken wordplay to foreplay....a good beginning to a hot Mind Fuck.

You need to get to Austin for the O'Henry Pun-offs!

Many would disagree, but I find puns to be the height of humorous word-play.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

You need to get to Austin for the O'Henry Pun-offs!

Many would disagree, but I find puns to be the height of humorous word-play.

Love clever wordplay, in nearly all its forms.

Of course, my standards for clever are admittedly low.

 

[neruda]

Love clever wordplay, in nearly all its forms.

Of course, my standards for clever are admittedly low.

You should give yourself more credit than that.

 

[neruda]

-37, Female - I told my boyfriend that the bruises I had were from being thrown by a horse rather than a drunken fling with a co-worker where he pushed me down on the stairs & 'fucked my brains out'.

 

[neruda]

- 31, Female - In high school one of my ex boyfriends fondly earned the nickname the "Dry Humper".... He did so by one evening after a concert on my 18th birthday we were all in a hotel room and his smooth self had forgot condoms so rather than chancing anything we were making out heavy petting and such. Well needless to say he began grinding against me and getting pretty into it ... next thing I KNOW he has gotten off, came in his boxers.

 

[neruda]

- 35, male - I am not attracted to skinny women.

 

[Kudram123]

- 35, male - I am not attracted to skinny women.

Woohoo! more for me!

Unless he's talking about the real anorectic woman, pass on the skeletons!

 

[neruda]

Woohoo! more for me!

Unless he's talking about the real anorectic woman, pass on the skeletons!

I like women on the soft side.

 

[neruda]

Who has Friday night plans tonight? Sound off and tell us what they are!

 

[tiedtits4me]

It's saturday here and i have no plans

 

[ketrell]

Tonight's plans - playing Borderlands with my little brother. Maybe getting texts and pics from a naughty nurse.

 

[xBuxombabex]

It's 20 past midnight here & I've just got in from pizza & girly chat. Husband is out with his workmates so I expect a drunken phone call anytime soon!