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We were all empty and spent :D
We gave a lot more than we meant
Poor Spanner was soaked
 
We were all empty and spent :D
We gave a lot more than we meant
Poor Spanner was soaked
I just about croaked
 
(Such a noble effort, Spanner. We salute you. Or we did. :rolleyes: )

a triple cannon salute! wow!
;)



We were all empty and spent
We gave a lot more than we meant
Poor Spanner was soaked
I just about croaked
as over the bed she was bent!

:rolleyes:
 

a triple cannon salute! wow!
;)



We were all empty and spent
We gave a lot more than we meant
Poor Spanner was soaked
I just about croaked
as over the bed she was bent!

:rolleyes:

LOL. And on that note, I must bid you all goodnight.

A pleasure Spanner - :kiss: - and gentlemen as usual.
 
There once was a woman from L.A.
Whose hips did move with a sway
she loved to tease
flaunt her assets to please
 
There once was a woman from L.A.
Whose hips did move with a sway
she loved to tease
flaunt her assets to please
admirers who watched her display
 
His girlfriend has a very tight hole
he could barely fit in his pole
T'would take just a stroke or two
 
His girlfriend has a very tight hole
he could barely fit in his pole
T'would take just a stroke or two
cos it felt just like new
 
His girlfriend has a very tight hole
he could barely fit in his pole
T'would take just a stroke or two
cos it felt just like new
But it doesn't stop him from reaching his goal.
 
While lounging one day at the beach
I saw her ass was as soft as a peach
I gave it a stroke
And found she was soaked
 
While lounging one day at the beach
I saw her ass was as soft as a peach
I gave it a stroke
And found she was soaked
and I lost the power of speech!
 
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