Would any woman here that I've made inappropriate advances to please post.

[canadianpenny]

If you had to get them to confirm the diagnosis, how did they decide? Coin toss?

Apparently my 5 inch penis really is a clitoris

 

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[artemesia_g]

I suppose I wouldn't call it an "inappropriate advance" per se, but I mean, dressed like that? I think we all knew he wanted it.

Sean, I saw this a few weeks ago and it made me laugh - thought it might strike a nerd chord with you. If you're not in the mood, save it for tomorrow. It's pretty great. There are more, but this one's best: What would happen if you tried to hit a baseball pitched at 90% the speed of light?

Vat, I didn't know what to get you, so here's a clip of Dr. Strangelove. "Gentlemen! You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"

Now let's all simmer down and have margaritas.

Would you just marry me already?

 

[canadianpenny]

Yeah but did he breathe on you?

He breathed in me

 

[canadianpenny]

Also, the sex wasn't very good. I'd give him a 1/10, 1.5 max.

 

[Phelia]

Would you just marry me already?

I thought you'd never ask!

Can we have our honeymoon in Florence?

 

[artemesia_g]

I thought you'd never ask!

Can we have our honeymoon in Florence?

Of course we can!!

 

[bra_man69]

Winks are for pervs too!




Bra-man... how does one become a bra man?

Some day I'll post pictures of my bar at my house some reason women feel the need to hang there bra's from the over head mug glass holder thing.

 

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[RoryN]

Well I'm no Cade. I think I'm a woman. At least that's what the doctors say.

You said your name was Greg:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=822782

And if I can't get that, I'd luv getting you off on the phone or on-line.

greg

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=41691942&highlight=proved#post41691942 (Same thread & page; read through)

All you've proved is that I sent that message to Leslie.

Well, okay then. Greg. But, next time, get the gender of your alts straight.

 

[canadianpenny]

Some day I'll post pictures of my bar at my house some reason women feel the need to hang there bra's from the over head mug glass holder thing.

Oh. It would be funnier if you were so drunk from your own bar that you spelled it bra.

Please except my condolences, you'll no doubt be suffering from cirrhosis of the ovaries or halitosis.

This is a serious condition that I was born with. Don't make fun

 

[canadianpenny]

You said your name was Greg:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=822782



http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=41691942&highlight=proved#post41691942



Well, okay then. Greg. But, next time, get the gender of your alts straight.

I'm a girl and my parents named me Greg. What's your point?

 

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[HAL_9000]

I'm a girl and my parents named me Greg. What's your point?

You're a rape fantasy addicted weird dude.

 

[canadianpenny]

It could have been worse, you could have been bitten.

You would like that wouldn't you!

 

[canadianpenny]

You're a rape fantasy addicted weird dude.

I AM A GIRL AND MY PARENTS NAMED ME GREG.

 

[HAL_9000]

I AM A GIRL AND MY PARENTS NAMED ME GREG.

Greg= CADE!!!!

 

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[RoryN]

I AM A GIRL AND MY PARENTS NAMED ME GREG.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/612RJQ9HVSL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

As you were, folks...

 

[Sean]

Please except my condolences, you'll no doubt be suffering from cirrhosis of the ovaries or halitosis.

You seem to have a thing about online doods pretending to be women.

 

[Sean]

So, anyone apart from the lying fat bloke?

 

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[Sean]

Only in your demented mind. I have no idea who or what it is. I make no judgments without seeing or hearing proof.

And when proof is shown you deny like a mofo. LMAO. Just admit you like teh cock, dude.

 

[jomar]

This is really sad and weird.

Where can I get a program.

 

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