Anyone else experiencing a very slow Yahoo!?

[islandman]

is that why you haven't responded to the erotic story and accompanying imagery I sent you? I see how it is.

Apologies for the delay in responding.

Until this very moment both hands have been constantly in my pants.

 

[oggbashan]

Apologies for the delay in responding.

Until this very moment both hands have been constantly in my pants.

That explains why your Yahoo! has been slow. It is difficult to manipulate a mouse through a pocket.

 

[islandman]

That explains why your Yahoo! has been slow. It is difficult to manipulate a mouse through a pocket.

It's not the biggest around, ogg, but there's really no need to call it a mouse.

 

[Wings]

My yahoo seems to be in working order.

 

[islandman]

Are you Yahoo'ing and driving, mothafucka?!

 

[oggbashan]

It's not the biggest around, ogg, but there's really no need to call it a mouse.

So it's not a capybara?

You might find it difficult to fit into your pants, weighing in at about 100 lb.

 

[Wings]

Are you Yahoo'ing and driving, mothafucka?!

I am sitting in my office once again. You are only allowed to yell at me once a day, you have reached your quota.

 

[islandman]

So it's not a capybara?

You might find it difficult to fit into your pants, weighing in at about 100 lb.

I'm a bit uncomfortable with you comparing my genitalia to a 100-lbs rodent in dire need of a capybara-scaping.

Not to mention that it would be uncomfortable to carry around.

 

[islandman]

I am sitting in my office once again. You are only allowed to yell at me once a day, you have reached your quota.

Even if it's in your own best interest?

 

[Wings]

Even if it's in your own best interest?

I wasn't driving and texting! I was at the gas station when I responded. I rarely even answer the phone when I'm driving and that's legal here.

I do appreciate that you care.

 

[islandman]

I wasn't driving and texting! I was at the gas station when I responded. I rarely even answer the phone when I'm driving and that's legal here.

I do appreciate that you care.

Bitches be crazy.

 

[Wings]

Bitches be crazy.

I've had a really craptastic day. So sue me.

 

[islandman]

I've had a really craptastic day. So sue me.

Me too.

But at least ogg didn't point out that you're suffering from elephantiasis of the nether bits.

 

[Wings]

Me too.

But at least ogg didn't point out that you're suffering from elephantiasis of the nether bits.

True. Maybe because he already knew.

 

[islandman]

True. Maybe because he already knew.

That's cold.

 

[Wings]

That's cold.

Do you think that having elephantiasis would make your balls more sensitive?

 

[islandman]

Do you think that having elephantiasis would make your balls more sensitive?

Well, bigger is better.

 

[Wings]

Well, bigger is better.

No, ew. That's not what I asked. You said it was cold, I wondered if you were more prone to temp sensitivity with your "problem".

 

[islandman]

No, ew. That's not what I asked. You said it was cold, I wondered if you were more prone to temp sensitivity with your "problem".

You mean to ask if my massive balls can double as a thermometer?

Want to see how I measure barometric pressure too?

 

[Wings]

You mean to ask if my massive balls can double as a thermometer?

Want to see how I measure barometric pressure too?

Let's not be hasty, I just asked for info, not a peep show.

 

[islandman]

Let's not be hasty, I just asked for info, not a peep show.

Keep this up and you might find something else banded from my neck of the woods playing right outside your window.

 

[Wings]

Keep this up and you might find something else banded from my neck of the woods playing right outside your window.

Did you see what I said about that damn bird? He's in a race! What an idiotic bird to hang out at my house when he is supposed to be in California by now.

He sits on my shoulder and does this cute little purring/clicking thing.

 

[canadianpenny]

If by slow, you mean less people want to cyber with me, then yes

 

[islandman]

Did you see what I said about that damn bird? He's in a race! What an idiotic bird to hang out at my house when he is supposed to be in California by now.

He sits on my shoulder and does this cute little purring/clicking thing.

Must be a male.

 

[Wings]

Must be a male.