Anonymous Secrets Thread

[neruda]

-38, Female - I masturbate under my desk at work.

 

[Kudram123]

OMG! Exactly what I needed! This is my new favorite!!

As for undies... I love the feeling of a sexy bustier. Especially when I wear it somewhere like church or under a basic t-shirt and jeans. As for underwear, I have been a thong girl for 25 years, however a nice pair of lacy hipsters makes me feel amazing!

It's a close second to "nice guy computer repairs"

-38, Female - I masturbate under my desk at work.

Now this, I like

Its so naughty!

I love teasing woman via lit or yahoo to the point where they can't resist



PS: I'd like to talk to the woman who does this if you you read this and feel like it, feel free to PM

 

[Lily13]

Exactly! At the fairgrounds they impale everything on sticks from fish to corn, chicken to steak....you name it, they stick it!

That's hilarious!

 

[The_Fool]

-36, Female - I had a fool of a litster send me pictures he took of his wife's ass when she was unaware he was taking them. This asshat was sharing the photos with people. I still have them. I had opportunity, when he and his lit lover did something cruel to me and mine, to send them to his wife. I couldn've. I didn't. I kind of wish I had.

Not this fool!

 

[Trouble_maker]

I let my boss suck my cock.

 

[AbsintheFather]

- 40s, Female - I lost my virginity to my favorite cousin on my grandmother's dining room table.

There must have been some sly grins across the table at Thanksgiving dinners after that

 

[neruda]

It's a close second to "nice guy computer repairs"





Now this, I like

Its so naughty!

I love teasing woman via lit or yahoo to the point where they can't resist



PS: I'd like to talk to the woman who does this if you you read this and feel like it, feel free to PM

Kudram, thank you for doing it that way, and not asking me to divulge anything.

 

[neruda]

There must have been some sly grins across the table at Thanksgiving dinners after that

I bet there were.

 

[neruda]

Challenge

Okay, here is your challenge for the day:

Have you ever flashed someone in public? If so, who, where and what?

Points for explicit, but believable content.

 

[The_Fool]

- 35, Male - My stepdaughter from a previous marriage, her idiot boyfriend asked to use my beard trimmer while he was getting ready for a job interview at our apartment. Technically, I don't have a beard trimmer, I have a deluxe manscaping kit - my beard grows wild and free but my balls are shorn and clean as the day I was born.

I told him I didn't think it was a good idea, but he didn't listen and did exactly as he pleased. He was nice and shaven for his interview and I got roped into driving him there. As he stepped out of the car, I revealed his clean and close shave was courtesy my electric nutsack shaver and that he essentially rubbed the essence of my balls all over his face.

He threw up. I drove home with a grin on my face.

This one is the funniest.

 

[The_Fool]

Here is your non rhetorical question of the day.

I've always said that there are two types of secrets, those we are ashamed of and those that are simply private. But that line can be blurry.

Where do you draw that line, and why?

I think a lot of my attitude about secrets was affected by my military experience, having a clearance and being in the midst of classified information. Nothing nuclear, but certainly information that was considered sensitive. So secrets are just that and never shared. Mine or anyone elses. That has gotten me in trouble several times. Hey, I figure if they are upset because I won't share then the friendship was doomed anyway.

 

[The_Fool]

My favorite is still the lady that took the elevator ride rubbing her butt on his crotch.

 

[Kudram123]

Kudram, thank you for doing it that way, and not asking me to divulge anything.

Well, I would hope you wouldn't do that

Although I'm sure many try, thank you for not giving out information and keeping it anonymous!

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Lingerie

I have a love for sexy bras and panties. Not all of them match, and I don't care if they do. I just love knowing that under my jeans and tshirts, I have some incredibly sexy bra and panties on. And no one knows.....at least in real life people. hahaha

 

[fungatorgurl101]

I have a love for sexy bras and panties. Not all of them match, and I don't care if they do. I just love knowing that under my jeans and tshirts, I have some incredibly sexy bra and panties on. And no one knows.....at least in real life people. hahaha

Pssst I was gonna say I saw London (Olympics), France (On google) AND VERRRY Possibly YOUR underpants (hehehehe)

 

[thesweetsweetness]

Okay, here is your challenge for the day:

Have you ever flashed someone in public? If so, who, where and what?

Points for explicit, but believable content.

Absolutely! I love to flash hubby my breasts. Especially when it is not expected or potentially awkward for him.

For example, while over at his moms house, with his family around. I like to give him a quick peek behind everyone's back, but while they are so near, they could almost see.

Or in a grocery store, while we are the only ones in the aisle, but someone could walk down the aisle at any moment.

I don't think anyone else has caught a glimpse, I'm not that gutsy to let it happen on purpose. Plus, I wouldn't want to subject anyone to my kink with out their consent. I have always wanted to flash a truck driver though. Something about truck drivers does it for me.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Pssst I was gonna say I saw London (Olympics), France (On google) AND VERRRY Possibly YOUR underpants (hehehehe)

*snorts*

 

[Ellafun]

Regarding lingerie...

I was actually thrown out of a Macy's department store once for trying on lingerie.
True Story: I was with a (girl)friend, and I was walking through the fine lingerie department. When I found something I found appealing, I would take it off the hanger, hold it up against my chest, and then toss it on the floor. Then I would pick it up, put it back on the hanger, and put it back.

After the third or fourth item landed on the floor, the department clerk came to me and asked me what I was doing....the conversation went something like:

Clerk: "Excuse me...what are you doing?"
Me: "I'm tryng on lingerie."
Clerk: "Um we have a fitting room if you would like to try it on there."
Me: "No that really isn't necessary. I can try it on right here."
Clerk: "Well, why do you keep throwing it on the floor?"
Me: "Because about thirty seconds after I put it on, that's where it's going to end up. I want to see how well it lands."

I was asked to leave after that....
Yeah. THiS is how I roll.

 

[thesweetsweetness]

Regarding lingerie...

I was actually thrown out of a Macy's department store once for trying on lingerie.
True Story: I was with a (girl)friend, and I was walking through the fine lingerie department. When I found something I found appealing, I would take it off the hanger, hold it up against my chest, and then toss it on the floor. Then I would pick it up, put it back on the hanger, and put it back.

After the third or fourth item landed on the floor, the department clerk came to me and asked me what I was doing....the conversation went something like:

Clerk: "Excuse me...what are you doing?"
Me: "I'm tryng on lingerie."
Clerk: "Um we have a fitting room if you would like to try it on there."
Me: "No that really isn't necessary. I can try it on right here."
Clerk: "Well, why do you keep throwing it on the floor?"
Me: "Because about thirty seconds after I put it on, that's where it's going to end up. I want to see how well it lands."

I was asked to leave after that....
Yeah. THiS is how I roll.

Ella.. when you come to Michigan, can we go shopping?

 

[Edensgarden]

Regarding lingerie...

I was actually thrown out of a Macy's department store once for trying on lingerie.
True Story: I was with a (girl)friend, and I was walking through the fine lingerie department. When I found something I found appealing, I would take it off the hanger, hold it up against my chest, and then toss it on the floor. Then I would pick it up, put it back on the hanger, and put it back.

After the third or fourth item landed on the floor, the department clerk came to me and asked me what I was doing....the conversation went something like:

Clerk: "Excuse me...what are you doing?"
Me: "I'm tryng on lingerie."
Clerk: "Um we have a fitting room if you would like to try it on there."
Me: "No that really isn't necessary. I can try it on right here."
Clerk: "Well, why do you keep throwing it on the floor?"
Me: "Because about thirty seconds after I put it on, that's where it's going to end up. I want to see how well it lands."

I was asked to leave after that....
Yeah. THiS is how I roll.

lol...that's hilarious! Great story.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Okay, here is your challenge for the day:

Have you ever flashed someone in public? If so, who, where and what?

Points for explicit, but believable content.

I always flash my wife in the car when she's driving and I'm wearing shorts.

 

[Ellafun]

Ella.. when you come to Michigan, can we go shopping?

It's a date!!!

lol...that's hilarious! Great story.

 

[neruda]

- 47, Female - I flashed a couple of cute guys and followed them to a truck stop. We pulled around back and I stayed in my car. I stripped and fingered my pussy while they jacked off beside my car. I had to use the car wash before I left.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Okay, here is your challenge for the day:

Have you ever flashed someone in public? If so, who, where and what?

Points for explicit, but believable content.

I have flashed people in public yes. I started young I was the one that always go the flash your boobs dare while playing truth or dare on roadtrips with my friends.

My husband often gets it as a joke.

I have a friend of mine who we had a joke about my boobs taking a town tour of the biggest city I live near. So we have along the way taken pics of my flashing my boobs in some of the best sites throughout the city LOL

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Regarding lingerie...

I was actually thrown out of a Macy's department store once for trying on lingerie.
True Story: I was with a (girl)friend, and I was walking through the fine lingerie department. When I found something I found appealing, I would take it off the hanger, hold it up against my chest, and then toss it on the floor. Then I would pick it up, put it back on the hanger, and put it back.

After the third or fourth item landed on the floor, the department clerk came to me and asked me what I was doing....the conversation went something like:

Clerk: "Excuse me...what are you doing?"
Me: "I'm tryng on lingerie."
Clerk: "Um we have a fitting room if you would like to try it on there."
Me: "No that really isn't necessary. I can try it on right here."
Clerk: "Well, why do you keep throwing it on the floor?"
Me: "Because about thirty seconds after I put it on, that's where it's going to end up. I want to see how well it lands."

I was asked to leave after that....
Yeah. THiS is how I roll.

And this is why I you