neakman
Jacked Methuselah
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OsoWet <----- nutcake special![]()
I thought she just made cakes out of nuts...at least that's what I heard!

ahhhh, I think you have by jove.....

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OsoWet <----- nutcake special![]()
Here is my personal confession of the day. I won;t be online for most of the rest of the day because I am taking my mother and grandmother to the movies this afternoon then to dinner.
Please feel free to entertain yourselves in my absence.
;-)
Here is my personal confession of the day. I won;t be online for most of the rest of the day because I am taking my mother and grandmother to the movies this afternoon then to dinner.
Please feel free to entertain yourselves in my absence.
;-)
*Bets they're going to that Tommy Lee Jones/Meryl Streep movie*
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I will be shocked if he says he took them to see "Magic Mike."![]()
Actually Mom's a huge fan of the Borne movies. So we are going to see that.
I'm not entirely sure she knows it doesn't have Matt Damon in it. She may be very disappointed.
awww... does she need to be informed ahead of time? a sad Mom is never a good thing, ya know. Maybe she'll change her mind and want to see Ice Age instead.![]()
Great thread neruda!!! I have spent the last hour reading it all!
The trout... I am one who actually loves this. I do love having sex, spooning with my husband and after he cums have him stay in me until he softens. Usually we both fall asleep that way. Even hotter is when he then wakes up a short time later still in me and begins to harden so we can go at it again.
I guess I would be another home wrecker as well. I figure what people keep from or share with their spouses is up to them. There is a reason that people who are married come to a site such as Lit. The road here was not one way.
Mom and grandma agree, Jeremy Renner is every bit as sexy as Matt Damon. Breaking news, you hear it here first.
The movie was good.
A relative of mine sat next to him on a flight to Cali. She said he was very polite and interesting to talk to.
After the movie, over dinner, my 90 something grandma asked me if I thought he shaved his chest. She said his chest was much smoother than a mans chest was supposed to be.
In told her I didn't know, and then promptly filed that in the "Conversations I don't want to ever remember again" file.
After the movie, over dinner, my 90 something grandma asked me if I thought he shaved his chest. She said his chest was much smoother than a mans chest was supposed to be.
In told her I didn't know, and then promptly filed that in the "Conversations I don't want to ever remember again" file.
Mom and grandma agree, Jeremy Renner is every bit as sexy as Matt Damon. Breaking news, you hear it here first.
The movie was good.
Thanks again for your thread - Neruda. Though Lit is already anonymous and private, it is fascinating what people are writing when they can be even MORE anonymous. Well done!
For the female whose fantasy is to be felt up and fingered in Haunted Mansion, feeling you up and fingering you -- is mine.
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Great thread Neruda. Has been interesting reads.
Wish I would have thought of it.
very glad to hear they weren't disappointed. good job, N.
This post is pretty far off topic, so if it's not your thing, I apologize.
Tonight and tomorrow night is the zenith of the Perseid Meteor shower in the northern hemisphere. The should be most visible from midnight to just before dawn in whatever time zone you happen to be in.
Projections are that there will be between 50 and 70 meteors an hour visible at it's peak.
I don't know about you, but I have a glass of scotch and a pipe set aside and plan to watch the hell out of this.