As they say...

[Oscuridad]

It's O-dad. He forgot the password to his account, but Laurel let him back in.

Fine, be all minimalist about it.

 

[Oscuridad]

You had to blow Manu to get your old ID back.

Don't lie. Laurel made me lick her toes to get mine.

That would be telling.

Regardless, I don't regret it.

 

[Oscuridad]

how does a broke toe smell? you lost me there.
i've lost several toenails over the years from playing soccer, but can't say that there was any kind of aroma involved.

then again i have a pretty poor sense of smell, so maybe it stunk and i never knew

whatcha been doing all morning that's got you sweaty?

Good question.

 

[Recidiva]

For some reason I always thought you and kbate were the same person. You both losing your ID's and getting them back at the same time has not helped.

I have no idea why I think this way and no evidence, but this is just not helping.

I also have a migraine and I'm pretty much saying whatever I think. But if we were sitting at a virtual table I'd be looking back and forth between you two wondering if one of you is Bruce Wayne and one is Batman.

Of course in reality you couldn't.

Don't mind me.

 

[Oscuridad]

It burns!

Your mother sews socks that smell!

No surprises there.
My mother is a lost cause.

Also, that's sanctified Bactine.
Can't be too careful.

 

[Saint Peter]

For some reason I always thought you and kbate were the same person. You both losing your ID's and getting them back at the same time has not helped.

I have no idea why I think this way and no evidence, but this is just not helping.

I also have a migraine and I'm pretty much saying whatever I think. But if we were sitting at a virtual table I'd be looking back and forth between you two wondering if one of you is Bruce Wayne and one is Batman.

Of course in reality you couldn't.

Don't mind me.

Kbate has a bigger cock.

 

[Oscuridad]

For some reason I always thought you and kbate were the same person. You both losing your ID's and getting them back at the same time has not helped.

I have no idea why I think this way and no evidence, but this is just not helping.

I also have a migraine and I'm pretty much saying whatever I think. But if we were sitting at a virtual table I'd be looking back and forth between you two wondering if one of you is Bruce Wayne and one is Batman.

Of course in reality you couldn't.

Don't mind me.

I can neither confirm or deny these allegations.

 

[Oscuridad]

Kbate has a bigger cock.

I also do not keep livestock, so I was going to lose at the county fair, regardless.

...

I suppose I could have made jam.

 

[Saint Peter]

I also do not keep livestock, so I was going to lose at the county fair, regardless.

...

I suppose I could have made jam.

Odad has a bigger pie.

 

[Recidiva]

Kbate has a bigger cock.

They're both pretty...rammy.

 

[Oscuridad]

Odad has a bigger pie.

I refuse to be stingy on portions.

 

[SexyWench]

Now whose seen my coffee cart?

Welcome back!


As for the cart, I do believe that in your absence
it was re-purposed

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQLDF-Bat5TP5jcz3HxY86X8CW-bPpqCasMCnN34LYQAVPaTwM68gwXz6WS

 

[Recidiva]

I can neither confirm or deny these allegations.

Yeah, neither can I. Just disclosing that my brain spits out weird things. Not that that's news, just that the specific things can be odd.

 

[Oscuridad]

They're both pretty...rammy.

Rammy?

As opposed to eweie?

 

[Oscuridad]

Welcome back!


As for the cart, I do believe that in your absence
it was re-purposed

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQLDF-Bat5TP5jcz3HxY86X8CW-bPpqCasMCnN34LYQAVPaTwM68gwXz6WS

Wenchie!

*snugglefucks you because you're brilliant*

That's brilliant!

...

Only...

Where's the frother?

 

[Oscuridad]

Yeah, neither can I. Just disclosing that my brain spits out weird things. Not that that's news, just that the specific things can be odd.

They often are.

Just as pairs of things or multiples thereof tend to be even.

 

[Recidiva]

Rammy?

As opposed to eweie?

Hrm. I haven't associated you with livestock.

Both delighted to hand out a pounding with the same detachment and demeanor.

 

[butters]

*waves*

 

[Oscuridad]

Hrm. I haven't associated you with livestock.

Both delighted to hand out a pounding with the same detachment and demeanor.

Ah.

I can endorse that, and in every conceivable connotation.

 

[Oscuridad]

*waves*

*ripples*

What do you think, does the old account suit me?

 

[SexyWench]

Wenchie!

*snugglefucks you because you're brilliant*

That's brilliant!

...

Only...

Where's the frother?

Yay!



Oh? We're probably missing the cream too then ...

 

[Recidiva]

Ah.

I can endorse that, and in every conceivable connotation.

Oh, good. And I know you're Batman.

 

[butters]

*ripples*

What do you think, does the old account suit me?

it's quite fetching, in a retro-chic kinda way

 

[Oscuridad]

Yay!



Oh? We're probably missing the cream too then ...

Yes.

*looks for the cat whose had it*

 

[Oscuridad]

Oh, good. And I know you're Batman.

Well of cou....

I mean No!

No... That's... That's just silly.