As they say...

[Oscuridad]

I'm back, bitches.

MUA! HAHA! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA...

...

Now whose seen my coffee cart?

 

[cjh]

Looks like a fit.

What'd you do with medium?

 

[blobfish]

Wilkommen, mein Freund. Die Welt ist Deine.

 

[Oscuridad]

Looks like a fit.

What'd you do with medium?

Back in the t-shirt drawer with all the others.

 

[Saint Peter]

You might try writing down your password this time.

 

[Oscuridad]

Wilkommen, mein Freund. Die Welt ist Deine.

So it is.

I'd be distressed if anyone needed reminding.

 

[Oscuridad]

You might try writing down your password this time.

Your effrontery is noted, your holiness.

*offers you Swiss cheese as befits your station and commentary*

 

[Saint Peter]

Kiss the ring!

 

[Recidiva]

Welcome back. Your spirit guide did well though.

 

[blobfish]

Welcome back. Your spirit guide did well though.

I introduced them!

 

[neci]

i'm so confused.

 

[pete]

i'm so confused.

and stinky, apparently (though i don't believe it )

 

[neci]

and stinky, apparently (though i don't believe it )

i've been sweating all morning, plus i stubbed my toe and lost part of the nail. i've got the super stink going on.

 

[blobfish]

i'm so confused.

It's O-dad. He forgot the password to his account, but Laurel let him back in.

 

[kbate]

You had to blow Manu to get your old ID back.

Don't lie. Laurel made me lick her toes to get mine.

 

[pete]

i've been sweating all morning, plus i stubbed my toe and lost part of the nail. i've got the super stink going on.

how does a broke toe smell? you lost me there.
i've lost several toenails over the years from playing soccer, but can't say that there was any kind of aroma involved.

then again i have a pretty poor sense of smell, so maybe it stunk and i never knew

whatcha been doing all morning that's got you sweaty?

 

[blobfish]

You had to blow Manu to get your old ID back.

Don't lie. Laurel made me lick her toes to get mine.

I think neci just forgot her password.

 

[neci]

It's O-dad. He forgot the password to his account, but Laurel let him back in.

are you sure about that?

how does a broke toe smell? you lost me there.
i've lost several toenails over the years from playing soccer, but can't say that there was any kind of aroma involved.

then again i have a pretty poor sense of smell, so maybe it stunk and i never knew

whatcha been doing all morning that's got you sweaty?

the toe doesn't smell. i washed my feet. i've been working outside. lots of work. it's way too hot out.

I think neci just forgot her password.

 

[pete]

the toe doesn't smell. i washed my feet. i've been working outside. lots of work. it's way too hot out.

ambitious i prefer to watch people working outside from the comfort of my couch.
i like working outside when i'm helping someone move, or building a deck, stuff like that. have never warmed up to landscaping and yardwork, it's dirty, and there's bugs

 

[Oscuridad]

Kiss the ring!

Wash your hands in holy water first.

 

[Oscuridad]

Welcome back. Your spirit guide did well though.

Thank you.

I think that vessel served it's purpose admirably.

 

[Oscuridad]

I introduced them!

*swats you*

 

[Saint Peter]

Wash your hands in holy water first.

It burns!

Your mother sews socks that smell!

 

[neci]

ambitious i prefer to watch people working outside from the comfort of my couch.
i like working outside when i'm helping someone move, or building a deck, stuff like that. have never warmed up to landscaping and yardwork, it's dirty, and there's bugs

the grasshoppers are crazy out there. if you don't watch out, they will attack. i love working outside - in the spring and the fall.

 

[Oscuridad]

i'm so confused.

The O-dad's Medium account was set up for me by a friend of mine when my job had me sequestered in an NSFW proof box. At that time she relayed things to and from me via that account.

On my return to Lit, I couldn't remember my old password and the email acct it was attached to had long since gone to dust. BUT... I still had what I needed for my Medium.

Now, laurel has helped me regain my original identity.

I promise not to use my highly recognizable alt except for comedic effect, and rarely if at all.

...

Now bend over for your spanking.