How many of you are virgins?

[killallhippies]

cuz virgin guys last all of 30 seconds max?

not true. shaky nerves can make it extremely hard to come. doesn't make you any good, but it can give you ungodly endurance so you can have hours and hours of terrible sex.

 

[bronzeage]

Or Miss Can't Say No ?

That's all of them, as far as I know.

 

[berry juice]

I am an ass virgin. Butt sex makes no sense to me, it only aims to please the fucker and I am not that generous

 

[whynotjustsayit]

That's all of them, as far as I know.

Wait...all women don't say no? Or don't say no to you?

 

[run_silent]

I've never lost my virginity. I know who has it and where it's at.

 

[Disgustipated]

Are you suggesting that Leslie is Karen_Kraft reborn?

I am suggesting Leslie has a tomato garden, yes.

 

[BossMan62]

I am an ass virgin. Butt sex makes no sense to me, it only aims to please the fucker and I am not that generous

I got a kick out of that!

 

[BotanyBoy]

I am an ass virgin. Butt sex makes no sense to me, it only aims to please the fucker and I am not that generous

http://www.justsaypictures.com/images/surprise-buttsecks-01.jpg

cant stop it...and it's not rape...it's just sex you didn't know you wanted.

 

[berry juice]

cant stop it...and it's not rape...it's just sex you didn't know you wanted.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7e0sndCgtM0/TlWwk5d4puI/AAAAAAAAPHw/XOLfeRADLok/s320/tumblr_kz3f2wi5AG1qz9sumo1_500.jpg


Coming at you when you least expect it

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-dQETiHnbOWM/TlWvqJW4b-I/AAAAAAAAPEw/8F6GiCscDQU/s320/129165148742081126.jpg

 

[Sans Tache]

I think male virgins are the cutest thing on earth. Just sayin'.

Maybe, then, I should lie. lol

 

[BotanyBoy]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/140/844/IhCND.png?1309196181

 

[bronzeage]

Wait...all women don't say no? Or don't say no to you?

I only speak from my own experience. There was a woman who said no when I asked if she wanted me to stop.

 

[whynotjustsayit]

I only speak from my own experience. There was a woman who said no when I asked if she wanted me to stop.

Oh NOOOOOOOOO. Hahahahaaaaa ! Where'd you read that ? In some barfly's guide of 101 Things to Say to Impress Chics ?

 

[berry juice]

I only speak from my own experience. There was a woman who said no when I asked if she wanted me to stop.

http://trollable.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/5-Deadly-terms-used-by-a-woman.jpg

 

[blobfish]

The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice.

 

[whynotjustsayit]

Maybe, then, I should lie. lol

Nah. Be what you are. Besides, I can smell real virgin 'tude. You couldn't fool me.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

I'm guessing around 95% of you.

My arsehole is a virgin and is devoutly religious.

 

[run_silent]

The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice.

I knew you used "Hair Spray".

 

[bronzeage]

Oh NOOOOOOOOO. Hahahahaaaaa ! Where'd you read that ? In some barfly's guide of 101 Things to Say to Impress Chics ?

I don't say things to impress chicks. If she isn't that perceptive, I'm not going to waste time on her.

Actually, I've never asked a woman if she wanted me to stop. I let up when she can't move her ankles.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Not a virgin

 

[blobfish]

Not a virgin

Your user name reads like a vanity license plate.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Your user name reads like a vanity license plate.

Lolz...

 

[NeverEndMe]

Virgin

I'm planning to remain a virgin until marriage...but I still have 3 more years of college to test my will power >.<

 

[remy_lebeau8]

I used to be, but I got better.

Remy

 

[KingOrfeo]

I will no longer be one when I meet Mr Right.

You might have to settle for Mr. Big.