was it cold in london today or do the olympics hate me?

[killallhippies]

how can i objectify female beach volley ball players when they're wearing such hideous outfits? this is madness!

 

[killallhippies]

also, why do my eyes hurt? it's getting annoying.

 

[killallhippies]

maybe i should've aimed lower.

 

[killallhippies]

also, on second thought, the tight black tops with the red bikini bottoms kinda work for me.

the eye pain still sucks though.

 

[blobfish]

Just be thankful that there are no more Soviet women in the Olympics. A commie in a bikini will make you pray for rain like an African shaman.

 

[killallhippies]

oh. you're old. good to know.

eastern european porn is the shit. get with the times.

 

[blobfish]

oh. you're old. good to know.

eastern european porn is the shit. get with the times.

Yeah, but the women in the Ruskie porn are not the reds at the Olympics. Besides, the eastern European whores are too skinny.

 

[sweepthefloor]

also, why do my eyes hurt? it's getting annoying.

We should go to the eye doctor together and hold hands.

 

[killallhippies]

can't do it. i'm out of sanitizer.

also, men's gymnastics. i just don't know about that. i some ways the women just seem more interesting. i think it's the neato agility stuff. the guys just seem to be more about strength and that kinda bores me a little. still entertaining though.

 

[sweepthefloor]

We will wash our hands with soap and water before and after.

 

[killallhippies]

first explain the point of the pummel horse and then we'll talk.

 

[killallhippies]

ewww. a crying gymnast. gross.

 

[sweepthefloor]

first explain the point of the pummel horse and then we'll talk.

It's fun to watch.

 

[blobfish]

It's "pommel". "Pummel horse" is what people do when they cannot give up a failed argument.

 

[killallhippies]

stupid vowel shift.

 

[jomar]

The bad boy of Britain was crying manly tears of joy.

 

[killallhippies]

bad boy my ass. his hair is terrible.

and i didn't know phelps "bombed." no spoilers, bitches.

 

[jomar]

Yeah, you can't claim bad boy status with hair like that.

I don't think Phelps head was in the 400...maybe it'll wake him up.

 

[killallhippies]

indeed. that's douchebag hair.

hopefully. i like the guy. gotta love a fellow pothead.

 

[jomar]

Ha. Be nice to see him go out with the most medals. Love to see Lochte to kick ass and shine too. I think they compete again in the 200 medley if I remember correctly...not sure if anything else.

 

[killallhippies]

i'm just mad that i didn't get to see any handball today. it's such a weird little sport you just gotta love it. seriously. it shouldn't even exist. it's just soccer for uncordinated people, but what the hell?

 

[phrodeau]

can't do it. i'm out of sanitizer.

also, men's gymnastics. i just don't know about that. i some ways the women just seem more interesting. i think it's the neato agility stuff. the guys just seem to be more about strength and that kinda bores me a little. still entertaining though.

Whose idea was it to make the gym gear pink?

 

[killallhippies]

apparently it's cold, but the argentines are good people willing to brave the chill and expose their awesome bodies. hooray for them.

 

[doctor_insanus]

apparently it's cold, but the argentines are good people willing to brave the chill and expose their awesome bodies. hooray for them.

That's for damn sure.

This unnecessary clothing in women's volleyball is bullshit.