dolf is Going Down On Me For Scheduled Maintenance

[Lancecastor]

...so she's not going to be available from 1-5pm Eastern.

Thank you for your patience.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

...so she's not going to be available from 1-5pm Eastern.

Thank you for your patience.

dolf sure do get a lot of play

the slut.

 

[blobfish]

I will KILL you if you ever say something like that about dolf again.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

dolf sure do get a lot of play

the slut.

 

[Lancecastor]

It's only till five...you can top her up after that.

 

[blobfish]

dolf sure do get a lot of play

the slut.

You fucking greaseball! If I ever find out which bistro you live above, I'll tie the hair on your ass to the hair on your armpits and roll you like a gnocchi!

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

dolf sure do get a lot of play

the slut.

 

[blobfish]

dolf sure do get a lot of play

the slut.

You Guinea motherfucker. Next time I see you selling airbrushed T-shirts on the New Jersey boardwalk, I will put my foot so far up your ass that you'll burping toenails for a month.

 

[dolf]

vbm goes back on ignore. douchebag douche.

lance, you know you are the only man for me!
but i have this tiny, tiny mouth.
barely opens more than an inch.
and you have a LEP.
star crossed lovers.

 

[blobfish]

vbm goes back on ignore. douchebag douche.

lance, you know you are the only man for me!
but i have this tiny, tiny mouth.
barely opens more than an inch.
and you have a LEP.
star crossed lovers.

Why do you want to hurt me? I lynched so many Italians for you.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

vbm goes back on ignore. douchebag douche.

lance, you know you are the only man for me!
but i have this tiny, tiny mouth.
barely opens more than an inch.
and you have a LEP.
star crossed lovers.

I'll just keep quoting myself

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

I'll just keep quoting myself

I'll just keep quoting myself

 

[blobfish]

What does "al dente" mean?

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

What does "al dente" mean?

are you asking direct or foodwise?

 

[blobfish]

are you asking direct or foodwise?

Both. I'm making sure that you're really Italian.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Both. I'm making sure that you're really Italian.

lightly cooked or to the tooth

but i'm sure any fool could google that

try harder

 

[blobfish]

lightly cooked or to the tooth

but i'm sure any fool could google that

try harder

Did you Google it?