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Mike_Yates

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I constantly have to take deep breaths, have trouble balancing, my hands are shaking, I have to hold my chest, my hand-eye coordination is hindered, I cannot focus.

I certainly hope I don't have a terminal illness.
 
mike I am a MD. I believe you may have a bad case of hypochondria.

Get plenty of rest and stop channelling Doll-Parts! :rolleyes:
 
I remember one litster claiming he was a board-certified MD.

Perhaps he can give me some input.
 
I constantly have to take deep breaths, have trouble balancing, my hands are shaking, I have to hold my chest, my hand-eye coordination is hindered, I cannot focus.

I certainly hope I don't have a terminal illness.


Nah, you just had a really great orgasm! :D
 
I constantly have to take deep breaths, have trouble balancing, my hands are shaking, I have to hold my chest, my hand-eye coordination is hindered, I cannot focus.

I certainly hope I don't have a terminal illness.

You do, it's called moronicus hypochondriatitis.
 
I constantly have to take deep breaths, have trouble balancing, my hands are shaking, I have to hold my chest, my hand-eye coordination is hindered, I cannot focus.

I certainly hope I don't have a terminal illness.

my educated guess as a full-time practicing medical professional is that this is pyschosomatic. and therefore you only have a few weeks left, i'm very sorry.
 
Please read the OP.

Yes, well, from your chart above I see no serious concerns; so that's good news...

...except for that "I have to hold my chest" thing - how and why, exactly, do you do that?

Do you hold your chest close to your heart? Do you hold it as dear as your mother's sweet murmurings? Do you hold it and promise to never ever let it go?

I'm afraid I'll need more input from you, son - for example: When was the last time a nurse named Bubba took your temperature rectally and, much more importantly...

...will you be settling your bill in gold bullion?
 
I constantly have to take deep breaths, have trouble balancing, my hands are shaking, I have to hold my chest, my hand-eye coordination is hindered, I cannot focus.

I certainly hope I don't have a terminal illness.

Try going to a Doctor instead of getting help here.
 
I constantly have to take deep breaths, have trouble balancing, my hands are shaking, I have to hold my chest, my hand-eye coordination is hindered, I cannot focus.

I certainly hope I don't have a terminal illness.

Have you been drinking too much coffee? That can cause those symptoms.

Or Type II Diabetes. Are you overweight and go to pee more frequently than most people?
 
Have you been drinking too much coffee? That can cause those symptoms.

Or Type II Diabetes. Are you overweight and go to pee more frequently than most people?

I don't drink coffee and I am not diabetic.
 
Does it really matter if we could diagnose you? You can't go to the doctor or buy medicine anway, so what's the diff?
 
Take two nurses, go to bed, and if you can raise your hand to call in the morning, you didn't do it right, so try again.
 
Lung cancer or any serious respiratory illness seems unlikely because I am not coughing or weezing.

According to medical websites, severe anxiety could be the cause of my problems.
 
Lung cancer or any serious respiratory illness seems unlikely because I am not coughing or weezing.

According to medical websites, severe anxiety could be the cause of my problems.

alright i'll be serious with you for a minute.

what's your height, weight and age?
how active are you, with regards to sports or activities?
are both your parents healthy, in decent shape?
 
alright i'll be serious with you for a minute.

what's your height, weight and age?
how active are you, with regards to sports or activities?
are both your parents healthy, in decent shape?

6'3, 200lbs, 24, both my biological parents are chronic chain-smokers, but otherwise healthy.
 
6'3, 200lbs, 24, both my biological parents are chronic chain-smokers, but otherwise healthy.

chances are you're prolly suffering from long-time exposure to second hand smoke.

are you in shape, pudgy, athletic...? do you exercise?
 
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