This is the end of dolfish

[blobfish]

As you all probably know, dolf and I have been a sexual item since our time together in the Falklands. Our flame was first kindled as we killed dozens of Argentineans during the dewy Spring. Soon, the ember turned into a roaring fire, and we became passionate lovers, engaging in all manner of ass play. Well, after I created a string of alts and flooding the forum with them, she (dolf) has filed for analment of our relationship. I hope we will remain friends, and I hope we will still cam sometimes.

 

[blobfish]

Blobfish is not dolf's lover,
He's just a guy that she likes to watch wank,
And that she sometimes likes to spank.

I'll miss you.

 

[Bert Notorius]

You know, she isn't "normal"

 

[Bert Notorius]

personally, I don't get the fascination...

 

[blobfish]

personally, I don't get the fascination...

Unless you've known her intimately, felt her soft body pressed against yours on top of a dozen dead Argentineans, you can never understand.

 

[blobfish]

You know, she isn't "normal"

She's so much more.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Unless you've known her intimately, felt her soft body pressed against yours on top of a dozen dead Argentineans, you can never understand.

She's so much more.

I've never shot myself in the head either.

 

[blobfish]

I've never shot myself in the head either.

I've shooted myself in the foot. Why did I ever let her go?

 

[appleapps]

I've never shot myself in the head either.

I hear that isn't a very good thing to do!

 

[blobfish]

If you're reading this, you've colonised my heart, just as our people colonised that tiny island.

 

[Bert Notorius]

It is a sign of enlightenment to realize when a thing has run its course.

 

[blobfish]

It is a sign of enlightenment to realize when a thing has run its course.

I'm no Buddha!

 

[run_silent]

Unless you've known her intimately, felt her soft body pressed against yours on top of a dozen dead Argentineans, you can never understand.

Certainly I can understand this if you were laying on top of the dead bodies but if you were on top of dolf than that's just plain weird.

 

[blobfish]

Certainly I can understand this if you were laying on top of the dead bodies but if you were on top of dolf than that's just plain weird.

We alternated.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I hear that isn't a very good thing to do!

It can be a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I'm no Buddha!

I'm more of a Jesus guy.

 

[blobfish]

I'm more of a Jesus guy.

I've already professed my adoration for the Prophet Elron Hubbard.

 

[bluemuse]

It's the end of an era.

Let's have a moment of silence.

 

[appleapps]

It can be a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

Never a good thing though.

 

[blobfish]

It's the end of an era.

Let's have a moment of silence.

I will weep gently during.

 

[bluemuse]

I will weep gently during.

Are you a girl?

 

[Bert Notorius]

I've already professed my adoration for the Prophet Elron Hubbard.

I used to live in Clearwater...

 

[blobfish]

Are you a girl?

No, but I wept when we first copulated.

 

[run_silent]

We alternated.

I've suspected that all along.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Get back to worshipping the entity that is dolf you slackers.