Girlfriend is a screamer. How to avoid having neighbors call the cops?

[wearnes]

Hey guys,

My girlfriend and I have been struggling for a while for her to achieve orgasm. We recently picked up a few books and a vibrating egg, and tried some new techniques for manual stimulation.

Last night was amazing. Let me just say, holy crap, the stuff that we learned really worked. My girlfriend not only had her first orgasm, she squirted like a fire hydrant. It was hands down the hottest, most erotic sexual experience of my life.

There's just one problem. As she was about to come, she started screaming. And not just a "When Harry Met Sally" theatrical thing. I'm talking about a screeching, blood-curdling, holy-shit-the-neighbors-are-going-to-call-the-cops scream. When it was over, her voice was hoarse and her throat was really hurting her, and even my ears were ringing a little. The way she described the experience, it wasn't intentional--it just "happened."

Amazingly, the police didn't come, but there's no way that our neighbors didn't hear anything.

So what should we do? We've seen lots of posts and articles about "how do I get my partner to scream"... But in our situation, what can she do so she's not waking the neighbors and causing a domestic disturbance?

Thanks!

 

[Sundayschild]

I love the sound of people fucking, so it really wouldn't be a problem to me. As to your neighbors, just be really nice to them, and enjoy the boost in your reputation

 

[akatrex]

Doggy Style Face in Pillow?

 

[Sistinas74]

Gag ball

 

[HairyFairy]

Tell her to shut the fuck up does the woman have no self control?

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I have this problem, but we now live in a neighborhood and I believe my neighbors are too far away to hear.

When we lived in apartments in Tampa before we moved here, my neighbor below us yelled up to me one day when I was on my porch. He said "You should really close your window when you two are having sex. Not that I minded but it was hard explaining it to the kids." I was embarrassed at first but started closing the windows. Next time he said "we can still hear you but it's not ear piercing anymore."

Anyways, my point is that most people can tell it's from pleasure. If they don't say anything, I wouldn't worry about it. Let her get off. You've found a treasure in her. Keep it up

 

[Sundayschild]

Tell her to shut the fuck up does the woman have no self control?

Assuming you're joking - I like your style!

 

[HairyFairy]

Of course! But a polite request may work!

 

[crazy_sexy_cute]

I would just enjoy your girlfriends vocal talents until the neighbors do something

 

[JustaSCOUNDREL]

Several years ago I had a GF who lived in an small apt. She was a screamer. I think it was my 3rd visit and she had bought a small pink pillow she would pull over her face and scream into that. I worked pretty well.

It really is a nice ego boost isn't it. (G)

Mike

 

[Beck31]

Girlfriens is a screamer

You can't just turn that shit off. I personally would not worry about it. But there are a number of options that the OP can discuss with his girlfriend. I don't think there is just one right answer.

 

[MissMJStone]

I'm sure that your neighbours are smart enough to know the difference between the sound of a woman screaming in pleasure and screaming because she's genuinely in agony.

 

[Beck31]

Girlfriend is a screamer.

Lol. Agreed.

 

[Carnevil9]

Send a nice note to all your close neighbors. Explain that your girlfriend is a screamer, and that they should not be alarmed if they hear any bloodcurdling screams coming from your bedroom. After they hear it a few times, yet still see her walking around alive the next day, they'll know it is nothing to worry about.

The other advantage of this approach is that someday in the future, if you do decide to dismember her with an ax, the neighbors will not be inclined to interfere.

 

[fgarvb1]

Damn.

I miss those days!

Yeah,

Ball gag, pillow, clocking music, sound deadening room...

let 'er Rip Tater Chip!

 

[loquere]

Do you rent or own. Is it a condo or a home. Attached or detached?

 

[JustaSCOUNDREL]

Do you rent or own. Is it a condo or a home. Attached or detached?

Be very careful of your answers to the above post. Some how I see him having you ripping out wall board, setting new headers and footers and off set studs then 7" of sprayed in foam insulation. Then hanging new wall board, taping, mudding, sanding and painting.

Let me tell you pal a $5 pillow is a hell of a lot cheaper and you will have a lot more time to make her scream again and again. (LOL) Do remember to close the windows.

Mike

 

[missgiter]

And what are the cops going to do if they show up? Ask why she was screaming?

Just tell them.. oh you know, general great orgasms and all.

But, try a mouth-gag if you're into that, doggy in a pillow or just closing the windows. If the neighbors hear it... oh well.

And HAVE FUN! Yay for orgasms

 

[Carnevil9]

.... Attached or detached?

Do you mean her noggin? Detaching it could lead to LOTS of screaming!!

 

[Goey]

When I still lived at home it was pillows or biting his shoulder or my own arm... yeah the biting myself wasn't the best solution but meh...

We do now sometimes fuck with the window open (because sometimes you forget and other times because it's a bloody hot day) and I try to be quiet - but this of course is a challenge to him so he makes damn sure I can't be. Men...

As for noise through walls, well our neighbours can hear. It's just a fact of life. They argue and shout a lot though so if they ever dared complain I'd slap them. Our other neighbour can hear us as well but I don't think she minds, she's gave me a knowing look on occasion (one of those 'I know you enjoyed yourself last night' looks) so I think we're cool with her.

I'm really loud when the is good and I just can't hold it back and have never had the police round for it. People aren't normally that petty so I wouldn't worry about it.

 

[Sundayschild]

I was staying at an ex's house - we weren't fooling around as she was married, but the sexual tension was still strong. Once we all went to bed (me on the couch) she was deliberately noisy during sex with her husband - just because she wanted me to hear. Turned me on hugely, to have that connection without touching one another.

 

[Sundayschild]

When I still lived at home it was pillows or biting his shoulder or my own arm... yeah the biting myself wasn't the best solution but meh...

We do now sometimes fuck with the window open (because sometimes you forget and other times because it's a bloody hot day) and I try to be quiet - but this of course is a challenge to him so he makes damn sure I can't be. Men...

As for noise through walls, well our neighbours can hear. It's just a fact of life. They argue and shout a lot though so if they ever dared complain I'd slap them. Our other neighbour can hear us as well but I don't think she minds, she's gave me a knowing look on occasion (one of those 'I know you enjoyed yourself last night' looks) so I think we're cool with her.

I'm really loud when the is good and I just can't hold it back and have never had the police round for it. People aren't normally that petty so I wouldn't worry about it.

Bet you sound lovely - such a turn-on (combined with your pix) x

 

[amofiga]

Frankly, I'd just enjoy the screaming and let the neighbors be jealous. I had a lady friend once who used to scream like that and it was sort of embarrassing to me when we met at motels in the afternoon. One day, there were several of the house keeping crew in the hallway when she did her deed and when we left later, they just looked and sort of got this giggley smile. In some ways, I just sort of felt like they got a kick out of it and I realized that house keepers in hotels must hear and see a lot more than we'd like to realize.

 

[geekmaster24]

I'm sure that your neighbours are smart enough to know the difference between the sound of a woman screaming in pleasure and screaming because she's genuinely in agony.

What if they are doing a rape fantasy hmmm???

On a side note: wasn't what I just mentioned part of a crime drama at one point?

 

[69thfirmesthand]

I personally dont find any noise coming from any love making and or fucking to be annoying.I know my wife does not either.I know my wife try's to remain as quiet as possible when the widow's are open.

As Goey said "Men"!I would"nt be making love correctly if my wife was'nt becoming loud and trying to push me away and squirting all over me and the bed.

This past Saturday the neighbors daughter over 18 and her BF were getting busy and she was letting us know she liked what was happening.That was a turn on to my wife and I as well.