We got another light dusting of rain...

[4est_4est_Gump]

I swear to Gawd that nature is just fucking with the local corn.

Just enough to keep slim hope alive...



Then the dashing...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You all need to sacrifice a virgin to the gawds.


They seem to be angry with you lot.


Good luck in finding one.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

'Specially down heah...


Everyone's busy bushwhacking.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Too many Mizzoorah ruffians close by.


But the gawds are angry and need to be appeased.


Wat has a '66 Barracuda to go and appease today.


It ain't a Model A, but it seems only to be lightly insulted.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Dusting crops with rain? Yer doing it wrong. Then dashing? I mean, rain dashes?
Really now, what is up with all the dusting and dashing? A little dab might do ya!

 

[miles]

I swear to Gawd that nature is just fucking with the local corn.

Just enough to keep slim hope alive...



Then the dashing...

Algore was right. Admit it!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

A '66 you say...



My best buddy had this one, same color!

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl...8BULHpNYfg2QX3gsC_Cw&ved=0CFcQ9QEwAg&dur=6925

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Dusting crops with rain? Yer doing it wrong. Then dashing? I mean, rain dashes?
Really now, what is up with all the dusting and dashing? A little dab might do ya!

The dust is what gets knocked up into the air and absorbs the rain in a protective coat as to not disturb the dry of the dirt!

Algore was right. Admit it!

Yes, since Katrina, we've been inundated with ever increasing hurricanes of exceptional ferocity...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

A '66 you say...



My best buddy had this one, same color!

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl...8BULHpNYfg2QX3gsC_Cw&ved=0CFcQ9QEwAg&dur=6925

This one is blue, but it was near dusk, so I wasn't 100%. I am curious yellow at this point.


I gots ta know.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Very light in the back end, squirrelly at high speed...

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

The dust is what gets knocked up into the air and absorbs the rain in a protective coat as to not disturb the dry of the dirt!

Well, that is a sweet note isn't it? Nothing like mother nature telling the rain to fuck off.

Flash flooding here and there in my area. Off/on almost 24 hours now. The rain is weird around here. When the weather people say 30% chance, I am wondering if they mean that it actually rains hard about 30% of the time.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

This is the first place where I have lived where they give a percentage chance of electrical storms...


Not so much this year though.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Yes, well say I use the same 30% reference on rain where I used to live. In DFW, TX 30% means 'no fucking way'. Here, in Ga, it means "have life preservers on stand by".

I used to stand outside to watch the electrical storms in TX. Pretty neat sometimes. Around here, they could be more deadly because of the trees.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Can't see anything through the trees here, bad shit gets on you without much warning...


We're not in KANSAS any more!



If you drive out of the evening and into the local town, it's like the sun coming back up for another three hours.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Also, people are so funny to watch when it storms. I mean, why the fuck are people in such a hurry to get inside? It never dawns on them that the building they are running to could be struck by lightning or swept up in a hurricane?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The chickens do the same thing, then the rain hits the tarp over their heads and they fly out into the rain, only to run back to cover...

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

How are the chickens? Have any flown over the cuckoo's nest?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Well, we finally got the dachshunds to stop killing them...

 

[warrior queen]

The turbochooks here go nuts when its about to rain.
Then, when it doesn't rain, they go nuts again.
How the fuck is a person supposed to know?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The turbochooks here go nuts when its about to rain.
Then, when it doesn't rain, they go nuts again.
How the fuck is a person supposed to know?

That's a very good question...

I'll ask a dachshund.

 

[warrior queen]

That's a very good question...

I'll ask a dachshund.

The pup can't possibly keep up with the turbochooks.
Nature has made it a rule.
Even at 130km/hr, I have yet to hit one

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You've never seen dachshund packs hunt.


It's like the scatter of a sawed-off shotgun; if you run from one, you run into another...

 

[warrior queen]

You've never seen dachshund packs hunt.


It's like the scatter of a sawed-off shotgun; if you run from one, you run into another...

Lol, and you have no idea what a turbochook is!
Those things can fucking RUN!
Hell, most folks here are shocked to see their tiny black chicks belting along the roadside.
Chicken babies are yellow ffs! Not spawnofsatan black.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

We had road-runners in KANSAS...


Now we have dillahs fightin' possum.

 

[warrior queen]

We had road-runners in KANSAS...


Now we have dillahs fightin' possum.

Wait!
Roadrunner is REAL???
Hell, does that mean I can get a people-size slingshot from ACME?