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kendra1980 said:
Do you believe that papercuts are tree revenge for reducing them to pulp? Explain.
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You can tell you work at a university. ;)

No, I don't. Here's my explanation, professor...

I don't believe that inanimate objects can have feelings or emotions. And if I did believe that inanimate objects had them and therefore could plot revenge, I don't believe that a paper cut is suitable enough revenge for a huge saw ripping across the torso of a giant tree.

Let's say someone chopped you off below the knees, let you topple to the ground and let you sit there until you were ready to be put through a mulcher. And then did. Would your revenge be a little cut that may or may not happen when some byproduct of your death was handled?
 
BradBigBrain said:
You can tell you work at a university. ;)

No, I don't. Here's my explanation, professor...

I don't believe that inanimate objects can have feelings or emotions. And if I did believe that inanimate objects had them and therefore could plot revenge, I don't believe that a paper cut is suitable enough revenge for a huge saw ripping across the torso of a giant tree.

Let's say someone chopped you off below the knees, let you topple to the ground and let you sit there until you were ready to be put through a mulcher. And then did. Would your revenge be a little cut that may or may not happen when some byproduct of your death was handled?
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EXACTLY :)

and you said to ask you anything, so anything I did :)
 
I find it an interesting factoid that Uranus is the only planet in our solar system that spins almost as if in a barrel roll. Do you believe people's hair would stick straight out if they could live on Uranus because of this phenomena?

Can you tell I'm in a mood? :)
 
kendra1980 said:
I find it an interesting factoid that Uranus is the only planet in our solar system that spins almost as if in a barrel roll. Do you believe people's hair would stick straight out if they could live on Uranus because of this phenomena?

Can you tell I'm in a mood? :)
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Seeing as it's cold...colder than anything you could imagine...and windy (wind speeds greater than 500MPH), I think having a bad hair day on your anus would be the least of your problems.
 
fungatorgurl101 said:
The Moonshine one and the Chattanooga Railway one was taped not too far from me... SHHHH ;)
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Those were pretty cool. I liked how the FBI used the moonshine show later to get him all flustered during an interrogation. It was awesome. He went right back to his Nebraska accent. Hilarious.
 
kendra1980 said:
I'm sure you looked...HAWT.

My question for the day...I didn't get the scotchguard package on the new furniture we have ordered made. The dogs aren't allowed on the sofa's and we're not prone to spill...do you think I should have gotten it anyway?
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Do you plan to have guests ever? In other words, will you be inviting my clumsy ass to your house? What wine goes best with Italian dishes? Red? Yummy. I love red wine. Will you continue to serve that wine after dinner? So, now I have my red wine in hand, I'm tipsy, and heading for your new sofa.

Will we be taking our coffee away from the kitchen? "Oh ooopsy. Sorry about that, here let me get it. Oh, this sofa is new? Damn."

Do I have family that works for the Minnesota Mining and Manfacturing company?

I think you know my answer.

But...sometimes it's best to do it after market. Because you don't really know if they are really going to apply the best. They may get some knockoff version of Scotchguard (TM). I bought a used car with cloth seats and applied it myself. It's not hard to do.
 
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