I need one more person on Facebook to tell me Ernest Borgnine is dead

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Be that person.

 

[islandman]

That would require me to friend you.

I won't do that.

 

[coachdb18]

Be that person.

You're on FaceBook? I thought that thing was dead...

 

[lovetoread]

But, thats all the way over there and I dont want to sign in again.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

while I am at it can I tell you I just checked in at the GYM?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

That would require me to friend you.

I won't do that.

Staten Island will get the Internet eventually. Hang in there, Brother.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

But, thats all the way over there and I dont want to sign in again.

I just looked at your photos. No nudes. WTF?

 

[islandman]

Staten Island will get the Internet eventually. Hang in there, Brother.

I read recently that someone else sniffed you out as not being local.

You should use google to stay current.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I read recently that someone else sniffed you out as not being local.

You should use google to stay current.

I read that Obama didn't actually land on the Moon in 1969. Tell me more things you read.

 

[islandman]

I read that Obama didn't actually land on the Moon in 1969. Tell me more things you read.

I read that too.

But just so that he could pretend to be from HI.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I read that too.

But just so that he could pretend to be from HI.

Kenya. Fucking keep up.

 

[butters]

That would require me to friend you.

I won't do that.

but... i thought you'd do anything for love?

 

[islandman]

Kenya. Fucking keep up.

Fair point.

but... i thought you'd do anything for love?

But I won't do that.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

But I won't do that.

You go ass-to-mouth but you won't do that?

Kids today.

 

[islandman]

You go ass-to-mouth but you won't do that?

Kids today.

Shut up, Meatloaf.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You go ass-to-mouth but you won't do that?

Kids today.

I want, I need you, but there ain't no way I'm every gonna love you.

 

[islandman]

I want, I need you, but there ain't no way I'm every gonna love you.

Taking liberties with his songs.

Tsk, tsk.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Taking liberties with his songs.

Tsk, tsk.

I don't remember the songs that well. I've also stopped wearing three-cornered hats and treating my patients for the Auge.

 

[Byron In Exile]

That would require me to friend you.

I won't do that.

Nor I.

The man is stranded.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I don't remember the songs that well. I've also stopped wearing three-cornered hats and treating my patients for the Auge.

As an entertainer, one needs to know every joke ever told.

It's the only way to make make sure one doesn't repeat something that's already been done.

 

[lovetoread]

I just looked at your photos. No nudes. WTF?

I had some up then the kids were all like "mom put some clothes on" so I took them down.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

As an entertainer, one needs to know every joke ever told.

It's the only way to make make sure one doesn't repeat something that's already been done.

Stop pretending there's a manual.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I had some up then the kids were all like "mom put some clothes on" so I took them down.

Kids today.

 

[Lancecastor]

I sent it to your GeoCities page.

 

[Ellafun]

Shit, The Doobie Brothers broke up? When did that happen?