A question for the ladies.

[semen4her]

So, how much pussy ya got goin' on down there?

 

[Plutarch]

I'm not a lady, but if I were, I would never tell you that.

 

[semen4her]

I'm not a lady, but if I were, I would never tell you that.

You may not be a lady but you're definitely a bitch.

Go ahead and answer anyways.

 

[lovetoread]

Way too much pussy down there.

 

[Plutarch]

You may not be a lady but you're definitely a bitch.

Go ahead and answer anyways.

I guess it's about soft ball-sized.

 

[semen4her]

Way too much pussy down there.

Is there such a thing as too much pussy?

I'm a size-King.

 

[semen4her]

I guess it's about soft ball-sized.

Batter up!

 

[Plutarch]

Batter up!

That's the best you could come up with?

 

[semen4her]

I was just going to ignore you but I figured I'd throw you a bone.

You're welcome.

 

[neci]

she's a slit 'n slide.

 

[semen4her]

*puts on water wings*

 

[Plutarch]

I was just going to ignore you but I figured I'd throw you a bone.

You're welcome.

Was that an intentional "bone" reference?

 

[semen4her]

Actually it wasn't.

Fast ball down the center...swing and a miss.

 

[lovetoread]

Is there such a thing as too much pussy?

I'm a size-King.

Apparently there is.

 

[Riles]

I know what they say about boobs, how anything more than a mouthful is a waste....I wonder if the same applies to THIS question.

 

[semen4her]

I know what they say about boobs, how anything more than a mouthful is a waste....I wonder if the same applies to THIS question.

I wonder if women, statistically speaking, wish their pussies were larger like men wish for their dinks?

 

[O-dad's Medium]

Measuring pussy by the pound will further distress the already overburdened expression "meat market"

...

Unless the pounds measured are not weight but kinetic energy absorption.
*scribbles madly on whiteboard*

Someone get me an abacus.

 

[semen4her]

Pussy by the pound.

*Starts new online escort service*

 

[O-dad's Medium]

Oh dear gods...

What have I done?

 

[Plutarch]

They should be sold by maximum capacity, like ellies.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

You may be spooned for this.

 

[Plutarch]

You may be spooned for this.

Spooned in which way?

 

[O-dad's Medium]

...

Better that you don't know.

 

[piccicatopolka]

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2012/06/Spelunking.jpg

Prone to moaning when the wind blows.

 

[ChinaBandit]

If you live with someone long enough you are bound to hear, see. and smell it all.

One opts to pay attention to what you want.

If my wife picks her nose, I no longer notice. If my wife lifts up her dress to pull her labia wedged panties free, I notice...