Your Six-Word Stump Speech

[R. Richard]

From Yahoo, Address America with your six-word stump speech.

"Try working for a living!" R. Richard
(When I couldn't get a job, I started my own company. They said I was too much of a badass. Now I collect for the man and he says I'm too much of a badass. You got to be a badass to collect what's owed.)

 

[sr71plt]

Here's one for you, RR:

"Use your brain for a change."

 

[R. Richard]

sr71plt, I believe that your six word speech text lacks a needed comma.

 

[lovecraft68]

sr71plt, I believe that your six word speech text lacks a needed comma.

Ummm, not a grammer whiz, but I'm not seeing where that needs a comma.

Here's one from me

"Richard, worry about your own ass."

See, that has a comma!

 

[sr71plt]

Yep, RR, show us where you'd put a comma.

(Thanks for showing to my tell.)

 

[TxRad]

"This is a bunch of bullshit"

 

[R. Richard]

"Use your brain, for a change."

 

[sr71plt]

"Use your brain, for a change."

Sorry, RR, no cigar. I sure hope you use an editor for your own work.

 

[lovecraft68]

"Use your brain, for a change."

I said that aloud several times and can't see where the comma would fit. It just wouldn't be said with that emphasis.

 

[DeeZire]

"I guarantee the freedom to self-humiliate."

 

[Dual_Triode]

Surely, we can all get along.

 

[SamScribble]

Surely, we can all get along.

It would appear that we can't

 

[TxRad]

Surely, we can all get along.

"Fuck you and the pink pony!"

 

[oggbashan]

Politics divide when we should unite.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

The white man for the job.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

"Fuck you and the pink pony!"

Never break a Pinkie Promise! NEVER!

http://cdn.head-fi.org/9/90/90860d6b_PinkiePieIsWatchingYouForever.png

 

[estragon]

I have no patience for bullshit.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

I have no patience for bullshit.

Why are you here, Quibble Master?

 

[TE999]

"Be yourself and follow your dreams."

 

[desertslave]

Look beyond yourself, find your joy.