I saw something new tonight

[zipman]

I was at a BBQ and someone brought me a bottle of beer and forgot to open it first. An old buddy of mine goes, here, use my flip flop. I looked at him like he was crazy.

Sure enough, his flip flops have a bottle opener built into the sole. What will they think of next?

 

[dolf]

you drank from a bottle that was opened with the sole of a shoe?
that doesn't sound hygienic!

 

[zipman]

you drank from a bottle that was opened with the sole of a shoe?
that doesn't sound hygienic!

I figure the alcohol disinfected it.

Or at least that's what I'm telling myself.

 

[Fala]

I was at a BBQ and someone brought me a bottle of beer and forgot to open it first. An old buddy of mine goes, here, use my flip flop. I looked at him like he was crazy.

Sure enough, his flip flops have a bottle opener built into the sole. What will they think of next?

I encountered this same thing about a year ago at one of our neighborhood street parties. Who'da thunk.

 

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[zipman]

I encountered this same thing about a year ago at one of our neighborhood street parties. Who'da thunk.

I know. It is a pretty neat idea.

 

[zipman]

Did he step into any dog shit before he serviced the top of your bottle?

Why are you so concerned with who services the top of my bottle?

 

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[pete]

I was at a BBQ and someone brought me a bottle of beer and forgot to open it first. An old buddy of mine goes, here, use my flip flop. I looked at him like he was crazy.

Sure enough, his flip flops have a bottle opener built into the sole. What will they think of next?

i find it much more convenient to have a bottle opener on my keychain, than to take off my goddamn flip flop just to crack my beer. if i even remembered to wear the right pair of flops that day.

but whatever, maybe this is the greatest idea in the world for some people

 

[zipman]

You brought it up.

Man are you becoming a hateful bitter asshole.

I brought up a flip flop with a bottle opener built into it.

You're the one who introduced the homoerotic language of "servicing the top of my bottle."

Why don't you go try and get laid or take a break from Lit. You're cracking.

 

[zipman]

i find it much more convenient to have a bottle opener on my keychain, than to take off my goddamn flip flop just to crack my beer. if i even remembered to wear the right pair of flops that day.

but whatever, maybe this is the greatest idea in the world for some people

It's designed for the beach when you may not have keys with you.

I don't drink that much but I thought it was an unusual and innovative idea.

 

[bra_man69]

This is close to a pair of shoes I have
http://i.mysimon.com/images/fd/featprod/apparel/dram.jpg

 

[Fala]

This is close to a pair of shoes I have
http://i.mysimon.com/images/fd/featprod/apparel/dram.jpg

Hah! That's not anything like what I saw. What is that? Gear for the six-million-dollar partier?

 

[Comshaw]

I figure the alcohol disinfected it.

Or at least that's what I'm telling myself.

3 second rule applies....'specially with a beer.



Comshaw

 

[bra_man69]

Hah! That's not anything like what I saw. What is that? Gear for the six-million-dollar partier?

Lol na sandals has bottle opener and flask

 

[Fala]

Lol na sandals has bottle opener and flask

If it came with a urinal, you'd be in like Flynn.

 

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[run_silent]

I was at a BBQ and someone brought me a bottle of beer and forgot to open it first. An old buddy of mine goes, here, use my flip flop. I looked at him like he was crazy.

Sure enough, his flip flops have a bottle opener built into the sole. What will they think of next?

You crazy unhygienic bastard. Show the meek how to live life without fear. Really, how much does the news try to scare us to death. Brava. Brava. Bravisimo.

 

[run_silent]

You're the one cracking up. When you get your car "serviced" do you beat off? I mean aside from the bill, do your think it's getting fucked?

WTF? I am not following this outrage at all. However, I suspect vetteman will explain it through similar gibberish.

 

[bra_man69]

If it came with a urinal, you'd be in like Flynn.

Lol
Use them when I go to college football games on campus they don't sell beer inside the stadium.

 

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[girlsmiley]

Thongs. Like this?

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=40701571&postcount=42

 

[Super-Surprise]

Have you never encountered the twist-top bottle cap?

 

[run_silent]

I'll take off Iggy when you get a couple of thousand posts. This way you can really run silent for a while.

OMG! EVERYONE PLEASE FORGIVE ME. I have been properly chastised. I will give this the proper consideration it deserves. Snickers. ADMF.

 

[Fala]

Thongs. Like this?

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=40701571&postcount=42

Yeah! that's like the one I saw. As for the folks who question the safety of popping a top off like that....unless you are back in the kitchens of restaurants you eat in...um.

That's what tee-shirts are for anyway. Just squeeze-wipe and you're good to go. heh.