I need to relearn how to flirt.

[IndieSnob]

At least you didn't say "She's really slutty, she'll win"

I'm somewhat of a gentleman.

Somewhat.

 

[Wings]

I certainly can't bet against her, she'll kill me.

Kidding, darling Wings. I'm kidding!



When you get angry, it makes me want to nibble your lip.

You are so lucky I love you.

(on the honest side, I'd love for you to nibble my lip)

 

[Wings]

go get 'em tiger.



sexy!

Oh yeah, baby, I'm SEXAH!

 

[neci]

Oh yeah, baby, I'm SEXAH!

shake your ass in my face, and i'm yours.

 

[Farrah]

You are so lucky I love you.

(on the honest side, I'd love for you to nibble my lip)

The problem is this...I see no problem. You are sex on a stick, and your flirt skills are limitless. You just haven't put them to use lately. Except on me. And holy hell, I am one lucky bitch.

 

[Wings]

shake your ass in my face, and i'm yours.

<<<shakin' it!

 

[IndieSnob]

Oh yeah, baby, I'm SEXAH!

shake your ass in my face, and i'm yours.

Have you ladies done your kegels.... ??

 

[Wings]

The problem is this...I see no problem. You are sex on a stick, and your flirt skills are limitless. You just haven't put them to use lately. Except on me. And holy hell, I am one lucky bitch.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.

I like using things on you. Yep, I sure do.

 

[Wings]

Have you ladies done your kegels.... ??

Balls.

 

[blobfish]

Have you ladies done your kegels.... ??

Pervert.

 

[Farrah]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.

I like using things on you. Yep, I sure do.

This reminds me...we were supposed to go shopping for things tonight! Did you find what you were looking for???

 

[Farrah]

Unrelated...I swear to God, I'm this fucking close to cutting you.

Or sobbing.

 

[Wings]

This reminds me...we were supposed to go shopping for things tonight! Did you find what you were looking for???

No, I didn't even go tonight. My headache is so bad I can hardly see, which is amazing since I'm typing and I'm a little drunk.

 

[Wings]

Unrelated...I swear to God, I'm this fucking close to cutting you.

Or sobbing.

 

[blobfish]

Unrelated...I swear to God, I'm this fucking close to cutting you.

Or sobbing.

Me?

 

[neci]

<<<shakin' it!

*massages your temples*

Have you ladies done your kegels.... ??

ewwwwwwwwwwww!

 

[neci]

Unrelated...I swear to God, I'm this fucking close to cutting you.

Or sobbing.

:hugsandbooze:

 

[Farrah]

You guys...that was supposed to go in the blurt thread. I'm losing my ever-lovin' mind. Sorry.

Thanks for the love, girls. It may be time for me to step away from the computer.

And Wings...please take care of yourself, okay?

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Ohhhh, suck it! You of all people know better.

Hahaha! I do. But seriously, you just need a firm hand. That's all it'd take.

 

[Farrah]

Hahaha! I do. But seriously, you just need a firm hand. That's all it'd take.

I didn't step away before reading this. Please, may I watch?

 

[Wings]

*massages your temples*




ewwwwwwwwwwww!

You guys...that was supposed to go in the blurt thread. I'm losing my ever-lovin' mind. Sorry.

Thanks for the love, girls. It may be time for me to step away from the computer.

And Wings...please take care of yourself, okay?

I will, funeral tomorrow pushed my neuro appt but I'll get there on Monday. Night

 

[Wings]

Hahaha! I do. But seriously, you just need a firm hand. That's all it'd take.

*growl*

 

[islandman]

*growl*

I haven't caught up the whole thread, but it seems like it's all coming back to you.

Kudos!

 

[Wings]

I haven't caught up the whole thread, but it seems like it's all coming back to you.

Kudos!

Hush, you. Some things never really go away, they just sort of take a hiatus.

 

[Sinny]

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