I need to relearn how to flirt.

[IndieSnob]

http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/M_R/Ra_Rh/Reno911/season5/reno-911-cast17.jpg

And I still wonder why his last name was Dangle.

Heh heh.

 

[neci]

All I can see is you dressed as a cop from Reno 911. Awesome.

yes!!! the image is in my head. off to take care of business.

 

[IndieSnob]

Do you think I'd look good in a pair of those shorts?

Eh, my gut would probably hang over them. Dammit.

 

[Wings]

Yes, well, I am certainly hairsuit. My dicky looks like a mushroom sticking out of a meadow filled with black grass.

when you say the word "dicky" you sound like my 8 year old son.

 

[Wings]

Do you think I'd look good in a pair of those shorts?

Eh, my gut would probably hang over them. Dammit.

You could rock them but ONLY if you walk with some flair and say "fabulous" a lot.

 

[blobfish]

when you say the word "dicky" you sound like my 8 year old son.

Cool! He also calls it a dicky? I thought it was just me.

 

[Wings]

Cool! He also calls it a dicky? I thought it was just me.

He calls it many things, most of which are hilarious and completely inappropriate.

 

[blobfish]

He calls it many things, most of which are hilarious and completely inappropriate.

Dickies are fun? They flip and flop around like a pool noodle.

 

[Wings]

Dickies are fun? They flip and flop around like a pool noodle.

You know that pool noodles are actually quite stiff, right? I mean, I have a whole barrel full along with wave riders and blow up sharks and alligators so I'm an expert on the rigidity of noodles.

 

[blobfish]

You know that pool noodles are actually quite stiff, right? I mean, I have a whole barrel full along with wave riders and blow up sharks and alligators so I'm an expert on the rigidity of noodles.

Mine is more like the floppy noodles, except when it wants to play.

 

[Wings]

Mine is more like the floppy noodles, except when it wants to play.

You need to master al dente, son.

 

[IndieSnob]

You could rock them but ONLY if you walk with some flair and say "fabulous" a lot.

Jesus Christtttttt'.

 

[neci]

it's the blind leading the blind. there is no hope here.

 

[blobfish]

You need to master al dente, son.

That means "to the tooth" in Italian.

 

[Farrah]

it's the blind leading the blind. there is no hope here.

Aren't they precious?

 

[IndieSnob]

That means "to the tooth" in Italian.

Son of a bitch.

It's Johnny!

 

[neci]

Aren't they precious?

ten bucks says wings gets laid before indie.

 

[Wings]

HEY.

You are supposed to be here to support me in my time of need. Need for flirting and you know, kissing and stuff. Wait, that's not right.

Whatever. Just...

 

[IndieSnob]

ten bucks says wings gets laid before indie.

She plays both sides of the field, so I'd say she has a better chance right out of the gate.

 

[Wings]

ten bucks says wings gets laid before indie.

Oh geezus, GEEZUS I snorted beer through my nose.

 

[blobfish]

Son of a bitch.

It's Johnny!

Mamma Mia! That's a spicy allegation!

 

[Farrah]

ten bucks says wings gets laid before indie.

I certainly can't bet against her, she'll kill me.

Kidding, darling Wings. I'm kidding!

HEY.

You are supposed to be here to support me in my time of need. Need for flirting and you know, kissing and stuff. Wait, that's not right.

Whatever. Just...

When you get angry, it makes me want to nibble your lip.

 

[Wings]

She plays both sides of the field, so I'd say she has a better chance right out of the gate.

At least you didn't say "She's really slutty, she'll win"

 

[IndieSnob]

Oh geezus, GEEZUS I snorted beer through my nose.

I'm glad my lack of a sex life makes you laugh.

Bunch of h8er-ade sippas up in here.

 

[neci]

She plays both sides of the field, so I'd say she has a better chance right out of the gate.

go get 'em tiger.

Oh geezus, GEEZUS I snorted beer through my nose.

sexy!