Mav Unlimited
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so was i ..permaster
Eat me.
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so was i ..permaster
Eat me.
is that with or w/o teeth?
Bite me.
Bites ur bum
Just don't know when to quit do ya?
*grins*
Quitters never reach the finish lineJust don't know when to quit do ya?
*grins*

moans
It is a sickness I tell you.
It is a sickness I tell you.
Quitters never reach the finish line![]()
LT - its really quite the crime that I don't have a witch here, with that mischievous smile and sparkling eyes all pretty on her knees.
Just sayin'...
I have lots of thoughts this mornin'. Lots and lots.
*I should outline. Perhaps that might tell me where the fuck i'm going in a story, possibly.
*WTF is up with oral sex that, for all intensive purposes, only lasts a hot min? Why the fuck is it considered to be a warm up to 'the main event'? Kissing is a Main Event, Oral sex is a main event, sex is a main event... for fucksake petting is a main event too motherfucker. That is just craptastic shit on a stale cracker. If you are not actually interested in oral, do not even fucking go there. I might be biased though, having an oral fetish and all. Er, well, I have a good sex fetish. Its easier to type it that way than list all the shit I could break down into the individual fetishes. I have more questions... Like how in the fuck can a woman not know how to pet a cunt? I can understand a man getting it wrong but not another female. What is the purpose of a 3 min blowjob outside of a defined quicky? I mean, if you are good enough to get a man off in 3 min flat, good for you, have a cookie, but why - if you are that skilled (or capable of paying attention to what gets him off that quickly) would it not make more sense to prolong said pleasures for an hour or two. perhaps I just like hearing the moaned words "you're going to kill me."
Dont get me wrong, nothing wrong with a quicky. a good one, a bad one (yes there are bad, no one gets off, furniture gets broken, ect). I'm rather fond of them... BUT. I dont define them as intercourse alone. Just like main events, everything can be a quicky to me. Love them all. That kiss... you know that one. You dont have loads of time but your horny, suddenly ragingly horny but for whatever reason, usually sanitys sake because you know if you get clothing off it wont be a quicky any more, so instead you can have whirlwind kissing with claws and teeth and grinding sexs together. It gets your pulse to skyrocket for a moment.. and for some reason, makes the rest of the day better.
bah... I think i just hate boring sex of any kind.
Actually, I know a couple of girls who didn't know how to pet a cunt because they always masturbated through their panties. So the touch was all wrong.
But, you are really summing up the disagreement I have with the joke about how sex is like pizza, even when its bad its good.
No, I've had enough bad sex, kthxbai.
who di... what... mmmm-k. that brings up more questions. If you like cunt... why not pay attention to it? Yours, hers, mine, theirs... um.. yea. no sense.
oh for fucksake. gah. I dont eat bad pizza, dont eat shitty food, period. If I look forward to masturbation more than sex with someone, there is a major fucking problem.
I think it was the result of learning to masturbate and not being able to handle direct contact, of everything being too sensitive.
Once you get into those habits, it can be difficult to break out of (mind you, they ate pussy like pros...just no good with their fingers in direct contact)
LT: That is why I love Itsy.
FLT: THAT is what I'm talking about. in a round about way. Orgasms not being the goal but they do happen, Joyfully, gleefully, awesomely, yes.... BUT I like sex so fucking intense that if by some chance no one in the room actually had an orgasm all day, night, weekend... You wouldnt fucking know it. (setting aside the fact that doing this with a male in the room he might suffer from those horrible blue balls that tend to kill little pieces of their soul or somesuch)
Hence my siggy line...kissing is not prelude.
I love to cum...but my body and needs and wants are not all fulfilled by cumming. Skin and lips and tongue need attention...play and surprise and hunger and taste and scent and FUCK I'm horny now.
Exactly.
and good.
Glad my cunts not the only one screaming like a tropical bird at sunrise.
LT: Geee, that was a fun convo to read. Makes me feel a little better about my approach to enjoying my wife's company in that special way.