The Last Thing You Thought...

Status
Not open for further replies.
*Gives Brit a pillow and hug* Go back and sleep some more!

LT: How to write an asshole....What would an asshole say?
 
*Gives Brit a pillow and hug* Go back and sleep some more!

LT: How to write an asshole....What would an asshole say?

hugs VT and then the pillow

Believe me I'd love to...but there's a Mini witch who believes it's time to be up and there's no arguing with her... :rolleyes:

shrugs

I'll nap when she does this afternoon
 
I wonder, with all of these people who are all caught up on their posts, could I subcontract with them to write for some of mine? And if I did, what payment would they demand of me? :rolleyes:
 
I wonder, with all of these people who are all caught up on their posts, could I subcontract with them to write for some of mine? And if I did, what payment would they demand of me? :rolleyes:

steeples fingers and giggles mischievously, almost wickedly
 
*Gives Brit a pillow and hug* Go back and sleep some more!

LT: How to write an asshole....What would an asshole say?

He'd say: I don't care what an asshole would say. I'm right your wrong. I'm god's gift to the world, the center of the universe, the world revolves around me.

What you disagree?

Punches you in the face.

Now what would an asshole say. Holds fist up threateningly....Yeah damn right what I said he'd say.:rolleyes:

Excuse me I have to go wash myself all over with some pretty astringent soap now
 
Hmmm, why do I suspect that by the time I got back to the story, my characters would all be tied up and in dire trouble? ;)

tries to look shocked, nigh on offended...fails...grins wider

My characters don't all end up like that...but some of them do like that kind of thing rather a lot... :eek:

Besides I don't write half as amazingly as you, I'd have to write in some kind of dramatic capture-slash-plot-twist of some sort just to distract your partners into not realising they were writing with a lesser writer for a post :rose:
 
tries to look shocked, nigh on offended...fails...grins wider

My characters don't all end up like that...but some of them do like that kind of thing rather a lot... :eek:

Besides I don't write half as amazingly as you, I'd have to write in some kind of dramatic capture-slash-plot-twist of some sort just to distract your partners into not realising they were writing with a lesser writer for a post :rose:

Oh please now! They'd only suspect something was up because there would be more action and less wordy soul searching or inner monologue perhaps. :eek: ;) They'd probably welcome the change. :kiss:
 
Oh please now! They'd only suspect something was up because there would be more action and less wordy soul searching or inner monologue perhaps. :eek: ;) They'd probably welcome the change. :kiss:

Oh tosh!
Let's face it, we're both awesome :D

...but you're better... :kiss:
 
*breath pops out from over-zealous Brit*

Yes - I was naughty - should be doing some planning.... :eek:

I hope you are well :rose:

tuts playfully

Naughty Fishy!

Apart from the early hour and lack of sleep, I am actually feeling very well thank you... :kiss:
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top