Got Paid $$$ To Pee On A Guy OMG !!!

[JohnnySavage]

Hello all ... I have something interesting to share over here ....

Well ... A couple of days back I met a guy (in his 30's) at McDonalds ...He approached me while I was leaving & he had a weird request for me...

He told me he would like me to pee in his mouth & that he would pay me $250 upfront.First I was shocked a bit, since nobody has asked me such a bizarre question ever.

Well ..I had to pay my bills & i had some dues as well & i was having very limited cash at that point of time.He was very polite while asking me this & I said OK ...Why not ???....

I just drank lot of water while at the McD & I also had a coke.I was already full & I felt like I had to pee as soon as possible without making a mess on my pant.

He then took me to a park nearby & there was this bunch of trees, plants & bushes at one corner.We went there behind the bushes & he just lay down on his back & asked me to squat on his face.I did.He then told me "Let's Do It" ....I was like ..Hell yeah ! ! ! Take it baby ..... LOL ..

I peed right into his mouth & I was looking at his face.It seems like he was enjoying that & his facial expressions was as like as if he was drinking a fine wine...Ha ha ...

I usually aim good while peeing & almost all of my pee went right into his mouth except for a few drops that was all over his face.That was weird though ...

He thanked me for agreeing to his request & complimented the taste of my golden piss & he even tipped me another $50 for the good aim ..Ha Ha ..I wasn't expecting that ....

It was $300 in total & I never believed what just happened ...I was surprised & I was in awe.I wish he could visit the McD often ....LOL ...Just Kidding

Had you ladies received any such weird/bizarre/creepy requests from men ?... Just curious ...What are those & how much do you get paid for that ?...

Quoting for the night crowd.

 

[thør]

Quoting for the night crowd.

Is that what you call a quarter pounder?

 

[koalabear]

Is that what you call a quarter pounder?

More like a big gulp.

 

[Wings]

I was so hoping for a new career opportunity.

 

[Farrah]

I really want a Big Mac now.

 

[lovetoread]

Wow, a second job opportunity.

Does one need a resume?

 

[koalabear]

Wow, a second job opportunity.

Does one need a resume?

No, just a full bladder.

 

[OzoneRed]

It was posted on the internet, so it must be true.

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

I need to pee

 

[koalabear]

I need to pee

Go to McDonald's.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I need to pee

I'll give you $5(US) to pee on Koala.

 

[koalabear]

I'll give you $5(US) to pee on Koala.

Cheap bastard.

 

[Ellafun]

This happens to me every time I walk into the McDonalds. Seriously. It's like the toy at the bottom of the Happy Meal to me.

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

Go to McDonald's.

No McDonalds near by *sad face*

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

I'll give you $5(US) to pee on Koala.

Do you cover travel expenses?

 

[koalabear]

Do you cover travel expenses?

Bring the Yoda hat.

 

[SugarBunny2012]

Had a friend since second grade who moved up to PA and became a stripper. An older guy who became her regular paid her $250 on a regular basis to have her do that. Crazy people.

 

[IndieSnob]

I'll give you $5(US) to pee on Koala.

You're too kind.

I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire. I'd break out the marshmallows and roasting sticks.

 

[koalabear]

Had a friend since second grade who moved up to PA and became a stripper. An older guy who became her regular paid her $250 on a regular basis to have her do that. Crazy people.

I guess you can say they piss away their money.

 

[Disgustipated]

Whoa. The OP got zapped and now Johnny started the thread. That Rory sure is a funny guy!

 

[CHNOPS]

Beeter is Indie again?

 

[IndieSnob]

Sonny is Luke again?

 

[CHNOPS]

No one made the "Happy Meal Number 1" joke yet?

Jesus, people. Focus.

 

[JohnnySavage]

My reputation and Luke's alt are ruined!

 

[December]

No one made the "Happy Meal Number 1" joke yet?

Jesus, people. Focus.

Sorry, I was busy celebrating Rory's eight hundred seventy-seven quintillionth, four hundred sixty-three quadrillionth, twenty-nine trillionth, nine hundred sixteen billionth, two hundred twenty-one millionth, seven hundred fifty-eight thousandth, three hundred ninety-third anti racism thread.