Show Stoppers

[RomanSteel]

Tell us a little about what will "stop the show" during a finer moment. A story, a turn off. Whatever you care to share.


Show stopper - Touch my ears and I'm prone to violence.


Common story;
Was with my first husband we were getting down to it a little loud and fantastic when we had an inadvertent 3-way. Our cat climbed up in bed, stuck her nose to his balls and decided maybe it would taste good. I hear biting can be erotic but I don't think it was in that situation.

 

[BrazenFellow]

That reminds me of when I met my girlfriend. We're at her place, and this kitten is supposedly in the other room.

Kittens being highly trained ninja assassins seconded to Spetsnaz brigades, and not in fact cute, cuddly balls of fluff as they first appear, the kitten got out of the room.

And proceeded to sink all four sets of claws and teeth into my shin, while I was standing there bouncing my girlfriend on my length.

This was distracting, but not a show-stopper. She is awfully sexy. She also kicked the cat off my leg and it took a mouthful of skin with it as it left. That was a show-stopper.

 

[PreOwned]

Two:

Having your mother-in-law walk in on you,

And,

Accidentally getting your wet dick coated with dry sand while doing it on the beach. For some reason she decided that was a show-stopper. Women. So fussy!

 

[laceNlthrgrrl]

What is it about cats? A pal had a cat that would try to crawl into bed with him and his girl after sex, and try to clean them off. Nothing like drifting off in post-coital bliss and getting a swipe of sandpaper on the tender bits!

 

[amofiga]

What is it about cats? A pal had a cat that would try to crawl into bed with him and his girl after sex, and try to clean them off. Nothing like drifting off in post-coital bliss and getting a swipe of sandpaper on the tender bits!

Cats are always where you don't expect them. Once I was having some afternoon delight with a lady friend when this horrible sound like people dying came from under the bed. It was her two Siamese cats fighting.

But back to the original show stopper question, I am maybe one of those rare men that don't like fingers in my ass when I'm fucking or getting a blowjob. I was going at it one time when my lady reached around and stuck her finger in my ass. It stopped me cold. It's why it's always good to talk first to know what your partners like and don't like before you get into it.

 

[NaturistLouise]

Dog, Not Cat

Hubby and I were in the missionary position with me close to orgasm when he froze and shouted "What the f$#*". I had no idea what was happening until he shouted "Get the hell out of here". We were looking after a friends dog and it had jumped on the bed and licked his ass. I couldn't help but laugh but it did stop the sex for the night.

 

[hwwannabe]

We were home alone, in the middle of a good fuck session when we heard someone in the kitchen. One of his friends had come in through the garage I was more than a little embarrassed when said friend made the cock sucking motion with his hand up to his mouth when we finally came out of the bedroom.

 

[Ellafun]

Children figuring out how to unlock the locked bedroom door.

~sigh~

 

[RomanSteel]

Kids, pets, and nosy neighbors

The finger in the butt thing I'll agree on. I'm like "The hell?!!". Same thing with a swat on the backside. I'm not into that.

 

[PreOwned]

Children figuring out how to unlock the locked bedroom door.

~sigh~

Funny how you can love 'em, and want to drop-kick 'em into next week all the same time

 

[pixxie91]

Pets. Pets are the biggest cock-blocks in the world. Sigh.

 

[pixxie91]

Also, accidentally walloping your face on the headboard is a good one too. Bloody noses are never sexy.

 

[Aqualover69]

Whilst at Uni and really going for it the girl whispers in my ear. "you know my dad is staying in the house and is in the room next door"

 

[RomanSteel]

Hahahahaha, Aqualover69

 

[Riles]

Ugh - falling objects onto our heads from the headboard. It's not a complete stop, but more a pause to either switch positions or locations, or swipe all the kids crap off the top before we continue. Three nights ago I got hit right in the eye with a dancing elmo.

 

[Aqualover69]

Hahahahaha, Aqualover69

The stiff part of me went limp and the rest of my body went stiff.

 

[Nightierub]

Those pesky leg cramps that will stop everything!

 

[jen_litgirl]

I thought it was hilarious that the same day that I was reading this thread my husband and I had an experience to share here.

He came downstairs in some loose pajama bottoms, stood in front of me and said, "Suck it now. You know you want to."

I could have creamed myself right there. I knelt down, pulled him out and had just started to suck him into my mouth when our 100lb Newfoundland dog came over. Hubby was quick enough to move out of the way before there were two tongues on her nether regions. It was freaking hilarious! We laughed ourselves silly but between the giggles and the dog interrupting us we had lost the mood.

In case you are feeling sorry for him, I made up for the interrupted blow job by taking him upstairs later and sucking everything out of him.

 

[StrongMaster7]

No one likes to be told 'no', especially in bed. I hear 'no' a lot with my wife. There was a time when I had not accepted her lower sex drive and interest in sex as a fact yet. And I recall that we were making out and it seemed like everything I tried got a 'no'. Nothing crazy, just the same stuff we always did, but that day it was all 'no'. Finally, when I asked to eat her pussy to get her ready for penetration, she said 'no' and I got up, got dressed, and took a walk.

Either you want to have sex or you don't. Which is it?