My Vanity Thread...Please Keep It On the Front Page

[lance gt]

Glad that you're happy with the wooden spoon squire, Tricialen the Literotica bicycle, well ridden by so many and a prime example of any port in a storm there 'Pirate,'

I'll ask you only once to stop posting this type of crap. You were told nicely she wasn't interested in you, so be a gentleman and call it a day. I won't hold my breath to see an apology, you don't present yourself as one who has any qualities.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

I'll ask you only once to stop posting this type of crap. You were told nicely she wasn't interested in you, so be a gentleman and call it a day. I won't hold my breath to see an apology, you don't present yourself as one who has any qualities.

I approve this message.

 

[Tricialen]

I approve this message.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Hey, cyber harassment really gets on my nerves.

 

[Edward Teach]

Oh, cool. I like fun.

What kind of fun do you like best?

 

[Tricialen]

What kind of fun do you like best?

The naughty kind of course!

 

[TxRad]

The naughty kind of course!

who would have thunk that.

 

[Edward Teach]

The naughty kind of course!

I think I'm in love.

 

[Tricialen]

I think I'm in love.

Pirate! I am in grave need of ravishment! Do your duty man!

 

[Awful Arthur]

.....

 

[Edward Teach]

Pirate! I am in grave need of ravishment! Do your duty man!

Bosun, take that wench to my stern gallery and lash her to a cot. I'm gonna crack her tea pot good and long this day, I am.

 

[Edward Teach]

LOL, damn alt.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

I love pirate sex....very nice. May have to sit back and eat some more lemons while I watch these swashbucklers get it on.

 

[Tricialen]

Bosun, take that wench to my stern gallery and lash her to a cot. I'm gonna crack her tea pot good and long this day, I am.

I love the way you ravish!

I love pirate sex....very nice. May have to sit back and eat some more lemons while I watch these swashbucklers get it on.

I love Pirate sex too!

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

I had story ideas along these lines and need to do something about them....lol....a woman who gets "ravished" by a crew of horny pirates.

 

[topace]

I had story ideas along these lines and need to do something about them....lol....a woman who gets "ravished" by a crew of horny pirates.

Sounds interesting to me! Or how about a parent who has discipline their 'pirate' child?

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Sounds interesting to me! Or how about a parent who has discipline their 'pirate' child?

Hmmm....

 

[Tricialen]

Humm fodder for a story!

 

[topace]

Humm fodder for a story!

I just posted an idea for a story (or more than 1) in the Story Ideas forum. Feel free to check it out and use it, my plate's too full of stories at the moment to write it.

 

[The_Fool]

Teach! Did you drink all the rum again?

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Teach! Did you drink all the rum again?

Slides over some Captain....there you go. Keeping it for a special occasion.

 

[topace]

Giving a bump to keep Teach's quite honest thread about the asshat's!

 

[Edward Teach]

Teach! Did you drink all the rum again?

Nah, not all of it, plus I have some good single malt and a few Cuban cigars. Pull up a chair.

 

[Anomandaris]

Ohi I'm new. Whats going on in this thread? Anyhting interesting?

 

[Edward Teach]

Ohi I'm new. Whats going on in this thread? Anyhting interesting?

Well, I'm having a drink and a cigar with the poet and then I'm gonna go back to my stern gallery and ravish the lovely TriciaLen.

Thanks for stopping by.