Help! The Literotica Forum elevator stopped working again!

[TonyClifton]

Will someone please call the Literotica maintenance staff and get me out of here!

I am an important person and should not have to put up with this shit.

Anyway, if this elevator does not start working again in ten minutes, I am going to contact my attorney Gloria Allred.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dt4ksD7hyDE/TBolC_SJyWI/AAAAAAAAABs/EUW6qezk8FE/s1600/3683133183_d385edc877.jpg

Just a second, I have a phone call from Gloria Allred, "Tony, my associates are on the way to help you. They should be there in three or four minutes."

http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/GloriaAllred-700589.jpg

Why is it that my attorney gets people here to help me faster than the Literotica maintenance staff?

 

[Bidin~Time]

ya gotta push one of those little numbered buttons 'til it lights up. Before you can say 'hiss cat' the doors will open and there you are... all un-stuck.

 

[BossMan62]

Will someone please call the Literotica maintenance staff and get me out of here!

I am an important person and should not have to put up with this shit.

Anyway, if this elevator does not start working again in ten minutes, I am going to contact my attorney Gloria Allred.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dt4ksD7hyDE/TBolC_SJyWI/AAAAAAAAABs/EUW6qezk8FE/s1600/3683133183_d385edc877.jpg

Just a second, I have a phone call from Gloria Allred, "Tony, my associates are on the way to help you. They should be there in three or four minutes."

http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/GloriaAllred-700589.jpg

Why is it that my attorney gets people here to help me faster than the Literotica maintenance staff?

Good luck with that! I was stuck on that bitch for an hour an a half yesterday.