My Vanity Thread...Please Keep It On the Front Page

[Tricialen]

We're all pirates when it comes to wanting to carry you away to some deserted island.

You are a Pirate!

 

[lance gt]

You are a Pirate!

'Yo ho ho and a paddle your bum!'

 

[Handley_Page]

You are a Pirate!

I'll splice your mainbrace any time

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

I'm a pirate in that I like booty.

 

[Tricialen]

'Yo ho ho and a paddle your bum!'

I'll splice your mainbrace any time

I'm a pirate in that I like booty.

You Pirates seem to be all alike

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Har....har....

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest...yo ho and a bottle of rum...

 

[lance gt]

You Pirates seem to be all alike

Except I have the biggest sword.

 

[SweetWitch]

Good to see you...you sit a broom well! You know, a long ride in the salt air might agree with you. Want to go for a sail?

Most definitely. I've never been sailing, but it's something I've always wanted to try.

 

[Tricialen]

Except I have the biggest sword.

Braggart!

 

[lance gt]

Braggart!

You're the one that picked me out from all the rest.

 

[Tricialen]

You're the one that picked me out from all the rest.

And so I did....

 

[lance gt]

And so I did....

I like how you keep my sword well polished and shiny. You have a very nice stroking motion.

 

[Awful Arthur]

You Pirates seem to be all alike

sweet

 

[Edward Teach]

You Pirates seem to be all alike

Except I'm serious and you know it.

 

[Tricialen]

Except I'm serious and you know it.

I do know you are sweet Pirate....

 

[Stup Dity]

You Pirates seem to be all alike

I'm a rhyma
Who'd like nothin fina
Than to get cha
In Carolina
Shaka Shaka zoom cha
Shaka Shaka zoom cha

 

[Tricialen]

sweet

 

[Tricialen]

I'm a rhyma
Who'd like nothin fina
Than to get cha
In Carolina
Shaka Shaka zoom cha
Shaka Shaka zoom cha

You are a very naughty Pirate

 

[Edward Teach]

Most definitely. I've never been sailing, but it's something I've always wanted to try.

Fly on out and we'll hoist the mainsail.

 

[SweetWitch]

Fly on out and we'll hoist the mainsail.

You got a place to set up my laptop so I can keep writing?

 

[likeat]

And what a list!

You're the one that picked me out from all the rest.

Glad that you're happy with the wooden spoon squire, Tricialen the Literotica bicycle, well ridden by so many and a prime example of any port in a storm there 'Pirate,'

 

[Edward Teach]

You got a place to set up my laptop so I can keep writing?

A place for your laptop, a place for you, and lots of places for lots of fun.

 

[Edward Teach]

Glad that you're happy with the wooden spoon squire, Tricialen the Literotica bicycle, well ridden by so many and a prime example of any port in a storm there 'Pirate,'

You're a real Dale Carnegie aren't you old chap.

Edward the Diplomatic

 

[SweetWitch]

A place for your laptop, a place for you, and lots of places for lots of fun.

Oh, cool. I like fun.