Politerotica

[coachdb18]

It seems that there is a dedicated group who find themselves incapable of distinguishing between a porn site and a political site, so I offer this thread, where anyone who wants to can take a political topic and twist it into a porn piece, or vice versa... consider it a writers prompt.

May I offer ...

The Senator was running for President, listing all the things he wanted to do, addressing all of this to his mistress and love child, fawningly smiling and blowing kisses... placing her hand in her pants with deepest devotion.....and finding, to her surprise...CASH!

 

[chillywilly2]

This thread is gonna be fun

 

[ottohauser1977]

The right-wing televangelist just loved getting it bareback in the ass from his friend Bubba.

 

[trysail]

...The Senator was running for President, listing all the things he wanted to do, addressing all of this to his mistress and love child, fawningly smiling and blowing kisses... placing her hand in her pants with deepest devotion.....and finding, to her surprise...CASH!

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.


Who is John Edwards ?

 

[ottohauser1977]

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.


Who is John Edwards ?

Wunderbar!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

It seems that there is a dedicated group who find themselves incapable of distinguishing between a porn site and a political site

It's called the GENERAL Board numnutz.

Sorry for shouting. I'll try to keep it more porny.

Cunt.

 

[trysail]

Democrats hate taxes THEY have to pay, such as FICA, auto tax, cigarette tax, malt liquor tax, sales tax.

Democrats love taxes OTHER PEOPLE have to pay, such as federal income tax, state income tax, property tax, capital gains tax.

So "austerity" is any increase in tax they have to pay, or any reduction in money they receive from the government.

The problems we face today exist because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living.

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[KingOrfeo]

[shrug] This is good a place as any to post a short verse-cycle of my composition which I call, "Comparative Political Ideologies 101."


A Republican man-about-town
Could make a smile vertical frown
For, at finish, the heel
Always made the girl kneel
And let all the wealth trickle down!


A Democrat is well suited to diddle
In the sense that he's . . . straight-up-the-middle
But, 'tween left and right hand
He can ne'er . . . make a stand
At the end, can just sit there and twiddle!


Socialists like to share their virility
But it brings social costs in fertility
For, "To each by her need!"
Is their true solemn creed,
But the sharing wears out the ability!


When an Anarchist's out of her clothes
Make no mention of rules to impose
As to what's hot or not
Or, what tab fits what slot --
She will make it all up as she goes!


The proud stalwarts of the Tea Party
Have lusts that are hearty but naughty
Such as offering their sacks
As mid-morning snacks
To all and to sundry! How haughty!


Although Fascists might seethe, rant, and hate
You can still, if you'll dangle the bait
Have 'em your way, and then some
If but once you convince 'em
It is all for the good of the State!


An Objectivist Atlas will shrug
When the ladies won't go past a hug
Self-reliant as Rand
Is his own nimble hand
On his Fountainhead ready to tug!


A Minuteman was a staunch, fearless warder
'Gainst the Brown Peril south of the border
'Til a boom-chicka chica
From south Costa Rica
Sucked him into a whole New World Order!


The bold ladies who camp with the OWSers
Are no puritanical wowsers
One can't walk up Wall Street
Without hearing them tweet,
"Why, what's that occupying your trousers?"


A lascivious thing is a Green
Every tree, every shrub, every bean
Every beast classed "Endangered"
And life-forms far stranger
Must endure his attentions obscene!


A theocon's holy and pious
But it seems that his judgment is biased
By his mind filled with floods
Of the cries of hung studs:
"Come into the closet and try us!"


Libertarians swing and they play
You can use them most any which way
Straight, gay, trans, or bi
Or whatever you'll try
All while shouting, "For freedom! Hooray!"


As the editor said to the censor,
"************* amends, sir!
"***********
"Shove********
"*********** and denser!"

 

[Wok]

It seems that there is a dedicated group who find themselves incapable of distinguishing between a porn site and a political site, so I offer this thread, where anyone who wants to can take a political topic and twist it into a porn piece, or vice versa... consider it a writers prompt.

May I offer ...

The Senator was running for President, listing all the things he wanted to do, addressing all of this to his mistress and love child, fawningly smiling and blowing kisses... placing her hand in her pants with deepest devotion.....and finding, to her surprise...CASH!

You must be a John Edwards fan.

 

[coachdb18]

You must be a John Edwards fan.

Not even with somebody else's dick! He's certainly typical of type, though.

 

[butters]

It seems that there is a dedicated group who find themselves incapable of distinguishing between a porn site and a political site, so I offer this thread, where anyone who wants to can take a political topic and twist it into a porn piece, or vice versa... consider it a writers prompt.

May I offer ...

The Senator was running for President, listing all the things he wanted to do, addressing all of this to his mistress and love child, fawningly smiling and blowing kisses... placing her hand in her pants with deepest devotion.....and finding, to her surprise...CASH!

...so you've been here since january this year, didn't bother reading what this forum was dedicated to as per the site owners' wishes, and think it's a cool idea to jump in and attempt to trash members who've been here donkey's years?

oohhh kayyyy

it's a sign of common good manners to read any site's information to clue yourself up before leaping in to post like a condescending twonk.