Swords, Sex and Sorcery (D20 casting call)

[JadeKnight]

Hehe, pardon the interruption. Actually I just wanted to comment on how much I've enjoyed reading the thread so far. Everyone is doing well. KoD may not do many threads lately, but he always manages to pull together a good group of writers. I look forward to seeing where things go for the group.

Kudos all around.

 

[HotKittygirl]

I noticed we are still looking for more female players. If need be I will be glad to pull out a 3rd character if it will help. Unless we find someone of course. Seems to be going fine so far. Either way I am game for it. Of course if we do we need to take a vote on what type of character we need. I can make it from there.

 

[kittenofdeath]

Hehe, pardon the interruption. Actually I just wanted to comment on how much I've enjoyed reading the thread so far. Everyone is doing well. KoD may not do many threads lately, but he always manages to pull together a good group of writers. I look forward to seeing where things go for the group.

Kudos all around.

I'm fairly certain I produce a kind of talent vacume where my utter lack of it draws in those with a lot of it.

I noticed we are still looking for more female players. If need be I will be glad to pull out a 3rd character if it will help. Unless we find someone of course. Seems to be going fine so far. Either way I am game for it. Of course if we do we need to take a vote on what type of character we need. I can make it from there.

Sexy, built as hell monk, ever since playing the diablo 3 beta the concept's been kicking around In my head, and its a nice one. But it is entirely up to you as to whether or not you make another character, I had intended to just play a bunch of NPCs to even out the numbers if I had too.

Also, for something completly diffrent, chugging a litre of milk when you're drunk is apparantly a cure for the hiccups, so I'm feeling much better now.

 

[HotKittygirl]

kittenofdeath;40876496]I'm fairly certain I produce a kind of talent vacume where my utter lack of it draws in those with a lot of it.

coughbullshitcough

Sexy, built as hell monk, ever since playing the diablo 3 beta the concept's been kicking around In my head, and its a nice one. But it is entirely up to you as to whether or not you make another character, I had intended to just play a bunch of NPCs to even out the numbers if I had too.

I had been thinking of a monk. I have a horribly effectively build I witnessed first hand. With the ultimate combat book Pathfinder gave some serious monk love.


So 1 vote for monk.

 

[kittenofdeath]

coughbullshitcough

No, really, I tested it with science and stuff, science wouldn't lie to you.

I had been thinking of a monk. I have a horribly effectively build I witnessed first hand. With the ultimate combat book Pathfinder gave some serious monk love.


So 1 vote for monk.

Yeah, they can be nasty in the right hands, especially with amulet of mighty fists enchantments, and the fact they can run around with no clothes on and still have an AC of like, 20 or something.

 

[DrStein]

And now I've got a mental image of a female nudist monk with a long braided ponytail telling a band of orcs, "I must break you." Which she does. This might be a sign that I need to put down the hookah for a few weeks.

 

[kittenofdeath]

And now I've got a mental image of a female nudist monk with a long braided ponytail telling a band of orcs, "I must break you." Which she does. This might be a sign that I need to put down the hookah for a few weeks.

I had basically much the same thing, but short hair.

 

[HotKittygirl]

facepalm? Or challenge accepted?

 

[DrStein]

I had basically much the same thing, but short hair.

I watched Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon recently, so now I hear monk and think of Shaolin ponytails.

Also...

While not as impressive as Kats performance, which has scored her a few ladies looking her way, most of them are now eying Scully quite intently.

Even when he has to compete with a redheaded sexpot for the attention of a crowd, Scully still is a hit with the ladies. I guess it's true: women really do like bad boys.

Unfortunately, this success will only encourage him. Meaning whenever there's a crowd, there's a 50/50 chance that he's going to do something showy and possibly stupid preceded by the words, "Check this out."

 

[HotKittygirl]

Unfortunately, this success will only encourage him. Meaning whenever there's a crowd, there's a 50/50 chance that he's going to do something showy and possibly stupid preceded by the words, "Check this out."

I can see it now. The combination of "Hey Check this out!" and the roll of a natural 1. But hey...chicks dig scars too right?

 

[DrStein]

I can see it now. The combination of "Hey Check this out!" and the roll of a natural 1. But hey...chicks dig scars too right?

Especially once he puts a few more ranks in Bluff. "This? Little souvenir from the time I took on the dread swordsman F'tang when he ambushed me in my smallclothes. Why he was wearing them I'll never understand. Had nothing to fight with but a pewter candlestick, though his helmet did make a satisfying noise when I brained him with it."

 

[HotKittygirl]

Note to self. More ranks in sense motive.

Of course not that the drinks are piling in Kat's dex and wisdom are going to go down exponentially it seems.

 

[DrStein]

I would say Scully's plan before a good session of lying would be to get Kat good and tanked, but I get the feeling the whole "Don't catch me lying" thing would just be an excuse.

There are certain advantages though to having the best liar in the party be the one who stays sober even during a night at The Soused Synapse. Like scamming free rooms after the rest of the party has already blown the accommodations budget on Tarik's "prayers."

 

[HotKittygirl]

And having 2 drunken hotties wouldn't be on his mind at all. Not that Kat would mind if she woke up in a bed with more than a few people. Wouldn't be the first nor the last.

 

[Lexavier]

Treat Lexy right, and she'll show you just how much an animal she can really be.....

 

[DrStein]

And having 2 drunken hotties wouldn't be on his mind at all. Not that Kat would mind if she woke up in a bed with more than a few people. Wouldn't be the first nor the last.

Treat Lexy right, and she'll show you just how much an animal she can really be.....

Like I said, just an excuse. Unless circumstances suggest otherwise, assume that anything Scully does is for the purpose of getting more money, sex, or laughs. Not necessarily in that order.

 

[HotKittygirl]

Oooh mrow. Two feral kittens. :B

 

[DrStein]

I can just picture Scully answering the door to his room when the innkeeper wants to know what all the commotion is. Despite all the scratches on his torso and the fact that he's wearing nothing but a bed sheet he still has a big grin on his face. He answers the innkeeper, "Lion taming."

 

[HotKittygirl]

And Kat's calls back. "I'm a tiger not a lion!"

I actually had a bard PC (not mine) do something similar. He always had a big floppy hat and one morning some npc came looking for him. He answered the door with just the hat over his crotch. As he was talking he reached up with the hand that was holding the hat and scratched his head, but the hat stayed in place. It was always a moment that stuck in my mind. Good times.

 

[Led_Astray]

I'd rather we made more active attempts to recruit another female player than have our lovely Hotkittygirl make a 3rd character.

Amazingly sexy as your writing is, Kitty, I think the extra interplay of another unique mind would benefit the story more.

I'll have another go at recruiting one of my Lit friends.

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If we do intend having adventures rather than remaining in the tavern forever trying out all the variations in Scully's song, we could use an arcane spellcaster more than a monk.

A sorcerer might be the better choice, since they are naturally hotter than mages

 

[DrStein]

A sorcerer might be the better choice, since they are naturally hotter than mages

Oh, I don't know, with the right description we could get a serious Hot for Teacher thing going.

 

[Led_Astray]

Mmmm

http://digital-art-gallery.com/oid/22/r169_457x256_5562_Tickled_Pink_2d_sexy_girl_woman_wizard_fantasy_picture_image_digital_art.jpg

http://www.geekation.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Geekation_female_wizard.jpg

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/009/6/d/Umbran_Witch_by_Kaffeebohnson.jpg (without the guns)

http://www.go4costumes.com/stockimages/18670.jpg

http://www.purecostumes.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/01526_full_1.jpg

Incidentally Kitty: Mae?

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2010/02/femalebarbarian.jpg

 

[kittenofdeath]

Mmmm

http://digital-art-gallery.com/oid/22/r169_457x256_5562_Tickled_Pink_2d_sexy_girl_woman_wizard_fantasy_picture_image_digital_art.jpg

Oh, are we posting sexy character images now? Ha HA, now the balls in KoDs court, here's a few random ones I've saved recently.

http://imageshack.us/f/171/1324539831539.jpg/
http://imageshack.us/f/848/1321748169677.jpg/
http://imageshack.us/f/195/1329707658641.jpg/
http://imageshack.us/f/10/1331892081629.jpg/
http://imageshack.us/f/848/1335228641602.jpg/
http://imageshack.us/f/38/1335185147213.jpg/

 

[JadeKnight]

:shrugs: I would volunteer, but I don't really have any of the books on my end. Ah well.

Scrtach that, I have the DND books, but no pathfinder books.

 

[kittenofdeath]

:shrugs: I would volunteer, but I don't really have any of the books on my end. Ah well.

Scrtach that, I have the DND books, but no pathfinder books.

I'm running this whole thing, and don't own a single book relating to pathfinder, the entirety of my pathfinder knowledge comes from the online SRD.