Byron In Exile
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...is to assault the board when nobody is around.
And there it is.
And there it is.
The most fun thing to do...
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Byron In Exile
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4est_4est_Gump
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Will there be battery?
Byron In Exile
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And here's the irony. You could save me, but there's little chance you will.
Anyway, fuck that shit... how's your girl?
4est_4est_Gump
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A lot better.
It's been a tough week...
The damned thing of it is, she went to the horse show with a doctor, she was surrounded by nurses, including the Queen, and the only one who said appendix was me, but does anyone ever listen to me? NO! I swear to Gawd it's just like being on Lit!
It's been a tough week...
The damned thing of it is, she went to the horse show with a doctor, she was surrounded by nurses, including the Queen, and the only one who said appendix was me, but does anyone ever listen to me? NO! I swear to Gawd it's just like being on Lit!
Byron In Exile
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When people discover that you're usually right, they don't want to listen to you.A lot better.
It's been a tough week...
The damned thing of it is, she went to the horse show with a doctor, she was surrounded by nurses, including the Queen, and the only one who said appendix was me, but does anyone ever listen to me? NO! I swear to Gawd it's just like being on Lit!
I found this out the hard way.
"Byron always thinks he's right."
"I know... the problem is, he almost always is."
That was an excerpt of a conversation between my girlfriend and the drummer in my band.
4est_4est_Gump
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That's not what dolf's been telling me...
Byron In Exile
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Lol... yeah, well, that's another story for another time.That's not what dolf's been telling me...
Just glad your girl is okay.
4est_4est_Gump
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Thank you, most sincerely.
She was home all of five minutes before hobbling out to check on all of her creatures...
She's kinda walking like a hunchback, but she's mobile,
Mobile, mobile mobile, yeah,
Keep me movin'...
busybody..
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hey didya hear
lilly white INJUN<, Warren is a CUNT OF COLOR????????????
lilly white INJUN<, Warren is a CUNT OF COLOR????????????
4est_4est_Gump
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hey didya hear
lilly white INJUN<, Warren is a CUNT OF COLOR????????????
We're all Dotriacontaroon Cherokee now.
Casinos for everyone, like little pink houses...
busybody..
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Hey DUMMY
Didya miss my latest FUNNIEST thread?
Quick
red it
before it gets to page 3
Didya miss my latest FUNNIEST thread?
Quick
red it
before it gets to page 3
Byron In Exile
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See, that's the thing.
You have hit the nail on the head.
Here are these people who claim to be our allies, and yet clearly aren't, because they're involved in this EU business?
Does that make sense to anyone?
I say we make them tell us what they know.
Wat_Tyler
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She sounds like my kind of kid. You're my kind of guy, so I'm not surprised.
I have learned a few things about folks one gets to know online here in the last few days, and the market is rising.
Like you said about being right - hard to make friends that way.
I say we do it like Marv from Sin City - "That's a real nice coat you got there . . . ."
4est_4est_Gump
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You get to know whose foxhole to climb into, that's for sure...
... and which "officers" need to be fragged.
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You get to know whose foxhole to climb into, that's for sure...
We know where to keep the sun, so that Hell can find its way to breakfast.
4est_4est_Gump
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Wat_Tyler
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Yes, Comanchero whiskey and horned toad for breakfast...
Breakfast fo champions.
West Texas eatin' hasn't changed much from Comanchero to Jericho days . . . .
Now . . . spit . . . .
4est_4est_Gump
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Where's that mangey Redbone?
The John Deere?
*chews*
The John Deere?
*chews*
Saint Peter
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"almost always"
Not always.
Not always.
Byron In Exile
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That made this thread.
4est_4est_Gump
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Petey, your AV...
That's not a horned toad.
That's not a horned toad.
Saint Peter
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Petey, your AV...
That's not a horned toad.
That is the luckiest lizard to ever drag his junk through the hot sand.
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