Howard Stern - 'America's Got Talent'
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JohnnySavage
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Whoop-dee-doo
Morcheeba
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So you really only come alive during football season when I kick your ass at fantasy football stuff?
My bad, NFL Pickings. No fantasy whatsoever.
JohnnySavage
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Eh... a 60 year old man with a bad hair cut acting like a 15 year old boy isn't funny.
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Mainstream TV... as in On a Major Network.
Perhaps now people will realize what a genuine, sweet guy he really is.
If the uptight gals from 'The View' can interview the writer of Fifty Shades of Grey and discuss her trilogy like it's just another trilogy, surely the world can handle Howard Stern.
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He'd X you and your non-talented ass sooooo fast it'd be funny as hell.
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Totally not into him. Two thumbs down.
(sorry)
(sorry)
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He's always claimed to be hung like a lightswitch, but I thought that was his way to connect with his East Coast boyz with tiny penises who work hard for a living. No way a man with a 6'5" body frame and size 15 shoe has a teeny penis.
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Nah sugar, it's okay. No need to apologize.
Woody Harrelson in 'Natural Born Killers' - "Key Lime Pie, it's like Howard Stern, a desired taste."
Whatchoo talkin' 'bout? When you put it that way, it sounds fuckin' hilarious!
naughtycakes
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It can happen.
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Remember his wife? His first wife and mother of his 3 daughters? The one he divorced who later married the son of the main dude (owner, some shit) from the Indiana Pacers? She would call in and refute his small penis claim by saying he was more than fine.
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I'm sure, I don't really care about his penis size, I'm just saying I've seen tall, big men with big feet and small cocks.
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Keep the dream alive, Cheebs.
Oh stop, I love Howard for his mind.
And I really frown upon others who think he's such a pig.
They really never did their homework nor do they know shit about the man.
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You shoulda gone on the show and acted out your dismay at such a lousy find.
Shock, horror, your other talent, freaksville, your other naughty talent...
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He got notorious in Washington, DC...basically cut his shock jock teeth there and got big fame for being fired.
His movie was pretty good.
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Yeah, I had a serious bf I was madly in love with in my late 20s. He was 6'3", size 12 shoes and a three inch pecker - fully erect. He was an amazing spanker though.
A few months ago I hooked up with this guy from Long Island, really cute, over 6', built, amazing legs, subversively charming. Second time out we end up in his room and not only is his dick tiny - and I mean tiny - but he can't seem to muster an erection. I think he needed testosterone shots or something. He kept telling me he'd lick me for hours but I just gave him a nice, tender neck rub instead and went home.
