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You had your one allotted semi-annual fluffy thread a couple of weeks ago. . .
didn't you?
Two darlin', two. And I have time to make up for.
Ishmael
Ahh I see.
Well, please, fluff on!!
Oh will there be camping involved? and if so, will electricity be supplied?
No TV. You can feed the Camels.
Ishmael
Who negotiated this contract?!![]()
Who negotiated this contract?!![]()
No Union?
Excuse me??????? You with the teachers union?
Ishmael
You DO realize that much like the camels, those damned things spit.
You DO realize that much like the camels, those damned things spit.
I need compensation!
Indeed........
Talk to the shop steward.
Ishmael
I see mediation in both your futures.
one wife can make me misserable at times.
I can't imagine life with more than one.
And the kids, I got three that drive me dam crazy.
Who in there right mind would want multiple wifes and have children with them all?
Camel's them dam things can be mean.
Harems are nice, but eunuchs can be such whiners.
I'd rather recruit gays to guard my women. They won't be mad at me and won't want to eat my girls out.![]()
And the decor must be to die for.
Ishmael
Under Islamic law, a man can have as many wives as he can support, with the traditional number topping out at around four.
At the top of the charts was the 6th century BCE’s King Tamba of Banaras, whose harem numbered some 16,000 women.
Under Islamic law, a man can have as many wives as he can support, with the traditional number topping out at around four.
At the top of the charts was the 6th century BCE’s King Tamba of Banaras, whose harem numbered some 16,000 women.
The 15th-century Sultan Ghiyas-ud-Din Kilji’s harem numbered 15,000 and required him to build a separate walled city to house them.
King Mongkut of Siam who, during the 1800s, housed his 9,000 women in a totally contained city with its own government, recreational facilities, and a theater.
Kublai Khan, the Mongol leader in the 13th century, had four empresses and around 7,000 concubines. He got rid of a couple hundred every two years and replaced them with fresh newcomers.
Emperor Jahangir of India maintained a harem of over 6,300 women during the early years of the 17th century. And Jahangir kept close to a thousand young men-in-waiting for those times when he desired a change of scenery.