Tan Mom

Cannibals would return her and ask for something less well done.
 
Sure now but 200 years ago we had it going on.

Yeah, but it was only blind luck that some of you guys avoided and then figured out how to prevent scurvy during those long oceanic voyages to conquer other people's civilizations.
 
Yeah, but it was only blind luck that some of you guys avoided and then figured out how to prevent scurvy during those long oceanic voyages to conquer other people's civilizations.

Scurvy didn't just hit sailors and a cure was known all over the world in various forms but was never universally known until late 19th or early 20th century. It has an interesting history because even though one group may have known of a cure, another group at the same time and in the same part of the world wouldn't simply because the methods of taking the vitamin C varied.
Fun stuff.
 
Dude, seriously?????

Ha! Now that's scurry how we both talked scurvy. :D

Scurvy didn't just hit sailors and a cure was known all over the world in various forms but was never universally known until late 19th or early 20th century. It has an interesting history because even though one group may have known of a cure, another group at the same time and in the same part of the world wouldn't simply because the methods of taking the vitamin C varied.
Fun stuff.

Just think...all you needed to avoid death on a transatlantic voyage was to just not want your water to taste so rank by simply squeezing lemons in the barrels where they stagnated. Science and progress is funny that way.
 
Ha! Now that's scurry how we both talked scurvy. :D



Just think...all you needed to avoid death on a transatlantic voyage was to just not want your water to taste so rank by simply squeezing lemons in the barrels where they stagnated. Science and progress is funny that way.
See, it's just like my great granddaddy Jehosophat Limatina used to say to the slaves he brought over from Senegal: When live gives you lemons, make lemonade!
 
I've got a blowup doll at home that looks just like tan mom. It's called a football.
 
Man there are things you just can't unsee. I wish I coud get mad at KRC for this. She might respond and I'd feel better. But I didn't google it, I let it go. Then Bill Maher fucking blindsided me. He'll not be responding to my fuck you on twitter.
 
She is just a snot darker than the average Jersey woman. O.0

I'm still working on my color. I haven't turned orange yet.
 
I've aslways found it funny that you septics use "limey" as an insult when the term derives from one of the most effective pieces of military thinking of all time.
 
I've aslways found it funny that you septics use "limey" as an insult when the term derives from one of the most effective pieces of military thinking of all time.

I find it even funnier that you limey retards get insulted by it.
 
also, water is wet.

Don't know if this is directed at my comment, but I could stand to clarify. I'm assuming all these clips are taken around the same time since she just came into focus. Her skin in the indoor shots looks dramatically different than the later outdoor shots...too much for the lighting and a few days to explain it...it's weird.
 
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