I want to tweet the fuck out of you.

No, I'm sorry, I've already turned down 3 offers tonight.
 
Go sign up. Then we can follow each other. Later we'll fuck.

What would we follow? I assume you'd tweet whatever it is you'd tweet. I'd tweet nothing because I don't tweet. I'm tweetless. How would I know what you tweet? Phone? Email? I know people use their phones but how are they using them? Does it hurt?

Ya know, never mind. This all sounds way too complicated.
 
What would we follow? I assume you'd tweet whatever it is you'd tweet. I'd tweet nothing because I don't tweet. I'm tweetless. How would I know what you tweet? Phone? Email? I know people use their phones but how are they using them? Does it hurt?

Ya know, never mind. This all sounds way too complicated.
That was five tweets right there. Shut up and go do it.
 
What would we follow? I assume you'd tweet whatever it is you'd tweet. I'd tweet nothing because I don't tweet. I'm tweetless. How would I know what you tweet? Phone? Email? I know people use their phones but how are they using them? Does it hurt?

Ya know, never mind. This all sounds way too complicated.

For the briefest moment, I read that wrong. Scared the shit out of me.
 
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